WCFF 229

WILL CAP FOR FOOD #229

Agent_Moldy:
Poorly Researched Theater proudly presents:
The Avian Gonzales Story

Scypha:
The Microsoft Army dealt a crushing blow to the Linux penguin today in what was considered one of the least violent battles in software history!

Steve_Reeves:
Sister Mary Margaret representing The Sisters of Eternal Guilt and Suffering protests the forced closing of the penguin exhibit at the Vatican Zoo.

ArchHallJr:
The Penguinista Revolution was televised - and no one cared.

Mr_Grant:
Passive Resistance of The Penguins

questor:
So. The penguin says to the hooker. Hey baby, put it on my bill.

Lanzman:
I'm sure it's all very deep and meaningful, providing rich and profound insights into the human condition, but in all honesty this performance art just escapes me.

Buffoon:
You know it's not good when you find a website called www.penguinbukkake.com

flavio:
"Screw migration. I mean, what's the point? Maybe I'll just follow The Grateful Dead around for a year."

UnReality:
Forced March of the Penguins

Zee:
Bataan Death March of the Penguins

cambria36:
Let sleeping dogs lay, but charge and beat the sh*t outta sleeping penguins.

starkbalmy:
"Blow me, Batman! Waa waa waa!!"

ArtMystery:
Bill Gates uses some of his petty cash to employ a few South Korean mercenaries in an effort to get rid of that damn Linux penguin once and for all.

Beedo:
Too... many... options! Can't... decide! Do I make a bird flu quarantine gag, or a Jackass penguin gag? GAAAAAAHH!!!

gleeb:
Let's face it; the Thai do coups differently from everybody else.

IMissMST3K:
Chilly Willy was a penguin
Chilly Willy had a hankerin'
For some silly willy prankin'
Down in town.
When he got there, some were fightin'
Yellin' that they had the right ('n' junk)
To protest and not be fright'n'd
Knocking Willy down.
Poor Chilly Willy felt real silly lying on the ground.

AAAron333:
The March of the Penguins comes to a sudden and deadly end as the penguins inadvertently cross into North Korea.

Nyssa23:
"Badtz-Maru found dead on Tokyo street; Hello Kitty held for questioning"

Racerex:
Next week on the History Channel ... "Chilli Willi: The Satyagraha Years."

WEIRD_1:
I don't know Chief. Looks to me like Cappers have been playing "Whack The Penguin" again.

nastinkers:
Proof that you can be beaten by the LAPD whether you are black or white.

chilwil:
When baby penguin clubbing is outlawed, only outlaw regimes will club baby penguins.

Jacksinn:
Sister Mary Opus always gets the publicity at protest marches with her "victim of police brutality" routine.

Daleman:
In this politically correct, respect the rights of the criminals, soft courts society we live in it’s nice to see the police able to stand up and protect themselves against obviously dangerous felons. – George W. Bush

Generik:
Batman rues the day he sarcastically asked the Penguin, "Yeah? You and what Army?"

lil_amish:
Tonight on E! Hollywood Story: The Tragic Downward Spiral of Beloved Cartoon Character Opus.
Killed in a hail of gunfire after robbing several fish markets of their herring, former Berke Breathed superstar penguin's lifeless corpse is collected by the Bloom County PD. The "bird that couldn't fly" is remembered fondly by fellow comic stars Marmaduke, Sally Forth, and the entire cast of Doonesbury.

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Agent_Moldy: Poorly Researched Theater proudly presents: The Avian Gonzales Story	Scypha: The Microsoft Army dealt a crushing blow to the Linux penguin today in what was considered one of the least violent battles in software history!	Steve_Reeves: Sister Mary Margaret representing The Sisters of Eternal Guilt and Suffering protests the forced closing of the penguin exhibit at the Vatican Zoo.
ArchHallJr: The Penguinista Revolution was televised - and no one cared.	Mr_Grant: Passive Resistance of The Penguins	questor: So. The penguin says to the hooker. Hey baby, put it on my bill.
Lanzman: I'm sure it's all very deep and meaningful, providing rich and profound insights into the human condition, but in all honesty this performance art just escapes me.	Buffoon: You know it's not good when you find a website called www.penguinbukkake.com	flavio: "Screw migration. I mean, what's the point? Maybe I'll just follow The Grateful Dead around for a year."
UnReality: Forced March of the Penguins	Zee: Bataan Death March of the Penguins	cambria36: *Let sleeping dogs lay, but charge and beat the sht outta sleeping penguins.**
starkbalmy: "Blow me, Batman! Waa waa waa!!"	ArtMystery: Bill Gates uses some of his petty cash to employ a few South Korean mercenaries in an effort to get rid of that damn Linux penguin once and for all.	Beedo: Too... many... options! Can't... decide! Do I make a bird flu quarantine gag, or a Jackass penguin gag? GAAAAAAHH!!!
gleeb: Let's face it; the Thai do coups differently from everybody else.	IMissMST3K: Chilly Willy was a penguin Chilly Willy had a hankerin' For some silly willy prankin' Down in town. When he got there, some were fightin' Yellin' that they had the right ('n' junk) To protest and not be fright'n'd Knocking Willy down. Poor Chilly Willy felt real silly lying on the ground.	AAAron333: The March of the Penguins comes to a sudden and deadly end as the penguins inadvertently cross into North Korea.
Nyssa23: "Badtz-Maru found dead on Tokyo street; Hello Kitty held for questioning"	Racerex: Next week on the History Channel ... "Chilli Willi: The Satyagraha Years."	WEIRD_1: I don't know Chief. Looks to me like Cappers have been playing "Whack The Penguin" again.
nastinkers: Proof that you can be beaten by the LAPD whether you are black or white.	chilwil: When baby penguin clubbing is outlawed, only outlaw regimes will club baby penguins.	Jacksinn: Sister Mary Opus always gets the publicity at protest marches with her "victim of police brutality" routine.
Daleman: In this politically correct, respect the rights of the criminals, soft courts society we live in it’s nice to see the police able to stand up and protect themselves against obviously dangerous felons. – George W. Bush	Generik: Batman rues the day he sarcastically asked the Penguin, "Yeah? You and what Army?"	lil_amish: Tonight on E! Hollywood Story: The Tragic Downward Spiral of Beloved Cartoon Character Opus. Killed in a hail of gunfire after robbing several fish markets of their herring, former Berke Breathed superstar penguin's lifeless corpse is collected by the Bloom County PD. The "bird that couldn't fly" is remembered fondly by fellow comic stars Marmaduke, Sally Forth, and the entire cast of Doonesbury.
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