Agent_Moldy:
<Voiceover> "Soon, we approach the mating grounds of a creature from the prehistoric past. The terrible, fearsome, Crocostimpy! If we listen very carefully, we just might hear the beautiful, haunting mating call of this majestic beast. Listen, you eediot.""Happy, happy! Joy, j -- OW! Hey, what the f**k?!?!"
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Generik:
It may not look like much from the outside, but Michelin gave it two stars.
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UnReality:
Man, these Steve Irwin tributes just keep getting weirder and weirder...
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cambria36:
Though few have ever actually seen the dreaded porcupine-crocodile as it hunts while walking on stilts, but it has been rumored that one has been recently spotted near Cleveland and it's a well-known fact that porcupine-crocodiles enjoy dining in the Buckeye State.
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amycamus:
Near the end of the ceremony, after someone casually remarked that a stingray, not a crocodile, had been the killer, attendees at the "Avenge Steve Irwin!" rally just kind of wandered off grumbling.
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starkbalmy:
"Gator?!? But I... just stuck a fork in 'er! Forget 'er, she's done."
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flavio:
Eech Aach Ouch, for crikey sake, I knew we'd take the heat for Irwin's death!
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lil_amish:
"Stick a fork in him, he's done." A message from the Mark Foley Campaign For Congress, 2006.
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ArtMystery:
Jeff Koons isn't even trying any more.
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suggs:
Whoa..whoa...whoa... Nice shooting, Tex!
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Ash_Skywalker:
Captain Hook finally gets his vengeance.
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AAAron333:
"Hi, my name is Byron, and I'm an Accupuncture-aholic." ('HI BYRON!')
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gleeb:
.oO They were kidding me about acupuncture, weren't they? Oo.
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Geier:
The venerable mainstay of unscripted television takes a surreal turn next season with "Survivor: Chicago".
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JurassicPork:
Stick a fork in him, he's... Oh, thanks.
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Beedo:
I may not know much about art, but I know what's stupid.
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UpSky2:
The voodoom doll of dat possumably bad Pogo cree-it-churr.
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nastinkers:
Steve Irwin memorial in Alabama
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Racerex:
"The Associated Press reports that the 'Crikey Crusaders,' a group dedicated to avenging the death of Steve Irwin, have struck again. Originally targeting stingrays only, the Crusaders have begun leaving the mutilated carcasses of other animals in prominent locations as a way of saying 'No more mister nice guy.' Animal rights activists fear that, with Irwin gone, the good times are indeed over. Film and whiney, new-age commentary at eleven."
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Batqueen:
For Halloween this year, Chompy decided to pay homage to his ancestors and go as a brontosaurus. He added some stilts for good measure.
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questor:
How many times do I have to say this! It was a damn stingray, I had nothing to do with it.
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Scypha:
Boy, am I ever glad I never got on Steve Irwin's bad side when he was alive! He must have been PISSED to do that to this gator!
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Daleman:
This isn't exactly the memorial I would have done for Steve Irwin, but I do think it's touching that they remembered every time he was bitten with a flag and every month in the hospital with a bamboo stake.
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Lanzman:
And the giant gator was left where it had been killed as a warning to other uppity giant Japanese monsters who might have been thinking about moving to New York.
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Mr_Grant:
From the archives: It was a little known fact that Steve Irwin practiced acupuncture. Crocs all over the world now have their chi balanced.
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