WILL CAP FOR FOOD #220

Agent_Moldy: "Yippeeee! I'm an aster -- astral -- I'm a space man!" "Um, Sir?" "I'm gonna fly on a rocketship!" "Sir, I uh --" "o/Ground control to Major Tom...o/" "Mr. President, please."	suggs: Wait a minute... something's wrong... He's a man with a plan... His finger is pointed at Devo... Now we must sacrifice ourselves... So that others may live... OK! We've got a lot to give!	Mr_Grant: From last Saturday: .oO Chicks dig nerds in uniform. Diane will HAVE to go out on a date with me now! Oo.
Lanzman: Buford waited and waited, but the mothership never came.	questor: It just seems like David Blaine doesn't try anymore.	BlueOnBlack: ...and now, in the "So low rent even the Elfin Guild players beat him up in the parking lot" department...
DiscoBoy: "Mission accomplished! Now it's time to fight the Martians!"	wd40: "Victor's propensity for dressing up was, at first, an amusement for the whole Von Doom pedigree. Soon, save for his Mom, it became a source of embarassment.	Daleman: The Federal Witness Protection Program had very meager beginnings.
Generik: *"Are you sure* this is what the final frontier looks like? It's awfully dark in here!"**	JoeCrow: Recent NASA cutbacks really come to light with some of the lowest bidders.	UnReality: The fans went wild when the Martians won the World Cup.
starkbalmy: If you think that's bad, you should see what a TWO-Space-Bagger looks like!	flavio: Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of The Hubble" now playing at the Lunt Fontaine theater in Akron.	amycamus: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, during his visit to Universal Studios, mistakenly chooses "Pick-Up on South Street" instead of "Prince of Space" as the backdrop for his commemorative photo.
ArtMystery: Feh. Christo isn't even trying any more.	TyranosaurisRex: "Official space helmet on Captain Video, where ever you are!"	cambria36: At least now we know why they called Corrigan "Crash".
gleeb: Just then, Auntie Inga walked past and spoiled young Erich von Danniken's first creative endeavor.	kilroy105: And in other Middle Eastern news, Space Cadet Bucky from "Mission:Genesis" fame was kidnapped and showcased in a terrorist video on Al Jazeera yesterday. The most bizarre thing is that none of the major terrorist cells are claiming responsibility.	Nyssa23: "Unknown Comic...OF THE FUTURE!"
WEIRD_1: PUMAT between Space Chief, African Fright Mask, and Dr. Smith.	nastinkers: Do you know why I pulled you over? You were doing G6 in a G5 zone. Yes, all of sector 274 is G5.	Steve_Reeves: (Muffled voice) "Mom? Can I take this off now?" "No! Your Aunt Gladys was nice enough to buy you that and you're gonna wear it when she's here!" (Muffled and desperate voice) "But Mo-om! It's hot in here!" "Shut up! You can get cool when your Aunt Gladys leaves!"
Racerex: By a fortuitous twist of fate, the methane gas in human flatulence proved deadly to the invading aliens of the planet Zzaaag. In fact, the alien in this photo had already been dead for two weeks at the time the photo was taken.	JurassicPork: WILL INEFFECTUALLY IRRITATE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY JAPANESE SPACE HEROES FOR FOOD.	:
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