WILL CAP FOR FOOD #219

Agent_Moldy: Cirque de So-lame	Steve_Reeves: Barbie prepares for her attempt at the world record for ballooning using no supplementary oxygen.	suggs: Crap... bring me back. Now, he thinks it was better with B.
Lanzman: The Gerry and Sylvia Anderson Memorial Bondage Parade kicks into high gear.	Mr_Grant: I always suspected Michelle Malkin was somebody's puppet.	questor: And as always, we're pleased to welcome Bjork to tonight's award ceremonies.
Daleman: Someday, when I grow up, I wanna be a *real* Northwest Airline pilot.	Generik: So THAT'S what happened to Amelia Earhart! Who would have ever expected that she would end up as an apparatchik of some puppet regime?	cambria36: Here's the proof that we're all being controlled by White House string-pullers. Film at eleven to include an interview with Karl Rove denying everything.
ArtMystery: Sure, I liked the movie Being John Malkovich too, but an entire parade just to honor protagonist Craig Schwartz? That seems a bit much.	gleeb: One popular attraction of the late Bourbon court, as "The Mongolfier Brothers, Fran, and Ollie".	Nyssa23: "Noodle from the Gorillaz makes a rare live appearance."
WEIRD_1: Well, you did ask how the Government works	starkbalmy: The puppeteering crew thought they would take a flyer on the amazing prehensile penis attached to the dinosaur float ahead of it in the annual Doo-Dah Parade.	JoeCrow: Filmed in Inflate-a-date Super-Marionation
The Abominable Dr. Phibes: All those rods and pulleys give her complete and precise control of the speculum headed her way!	nastinkers: Jim Henson's love child.	JurassicPork: In an alternate universe, gigantic creatures parade down 5th Avenue carrying behind them helium-filled humans.
Racerex: Worst rendering of "Eve and the Serpent in the Garden of Eden" ever!!	TyranosaurisRex: A Bowflex demonstration that went horribly, horribly wrong.	UnReality: Pinocchio's S&M fetish has gotten way out of hand.
amycamus: "It's not nice to lie, Pinnocchio." "But Gepetto! He who controls the spice - using a Rube Goldberg machine - controls the universe!"	:	:
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