WILL CAP FOR FOOD #216

Agent_Moldy: When asked about his costume, the man replied that it was in honor of his two favorite tv characters, Tom Servo and Oscar the Grouch. When asked for comment about the homage, Mr. Servo launched into a lilting melody about killing Canadians. Mr. The Grouch simply replied, "Blech."	Beckett: Hello Bob? Do you have a quarter for this get up, 'cause I gotta take a leak.	Steve_Reeves: "Awright, Barry Bonds, impersonating Diana Ross is one thing but impersonating a white drag queen just goes too far!"
DiscoBoy: Now that I've seen the seedy personal history of Tom Servo, I'll never look at him the same way again.	Lanzman: Glitterrock's latest scheme for world domination, aside from being less than successful, was almost totally indecipherable and, truth be told, awfully damn hard to watch.	Generik: Okay, so all along, THIS is the guy Sammy Davis, Jr. was singing about? Oy!!
suggs: "...I know! And the invitation said casual wear and everything! At least I made my bus fare back..."	Zee: And to think- when Glitter Rock and Tom Servo said they were going to have a baby we were initially HAPPY for them!	MadamNoName: If you like this, you should see his Crow T. Robutt!
ArtMystery: Sure, I went a little crazy in my roller disco period, but my God, the '70s were fun, weren't they?	BlakHat1: Tom Servo's really hit the skids since they cancelled MST3K!	Motis: Business casual, circa 2036.
starkbalmy: The gum is bad enough, but you *really* don't want to see where the candy bars come from!	cambria36: This machine serves gum-BALLS.	JoeCrow: Kinda' gives a whole new meaning to the term "GumBalls."
Beedo: Ted didn't quite grasp the subtleties of "Casual Friday" at work.	gleeb: Anything for better reception.	WEIRD_1: What Tom Servo does in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.
ABServo: Since MST3K was cancelled, the Servo family has resorted to desperate measures to get by.	Nyssa23: "Say what you want, Sideshow Bob is HOT!"	chilwil: "If it weren't for all of the bums checking the return slot I wouldn't have no luck at all."
MessiahBlue: I DON'T want to see his Pez dispenser.	Racerex: Weight Watchers uses this photo to help people kick the bubble gum habit.	nashtbrutusandshort: "But I'm wearing green! Why won't they let me march in the St. Patrick's Day parade?" *sniff*
NameBrand: "Yes, Mr. Rumsfeld, I can be at your hotel in 15 minutes. What's that...? Am I familiar with Jeff Gannon? Hell, I taught him every trick he knows! Right. Right. Yeah, that one, too. Okay, see you in a few."	nastinkers: Awww, his balls are so little! Gumballs, that is.	questor: Servo's Mom has issues.
Jacksinn: I want a man just like the man that married dear old Dad... in Massachussetts.	flavio: Ru Pez!	:
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