WILL CAP FOR FOOD #217


Agent_Moldy:
"On second thought," said Freddie Mercury, "I think I'll just take the bus."
suggs:
Whoa.. Pilate's really gone overboard with this whole found art 'mobile' trend, yeah?
Steve_Reeves:
The LeMans style starts in this years Tour de France needs a lot of work.


Mr_Grant:
Lance Armstrong worship finally goes too far. Plus, the last thing a cycling god wants are punctures, even if you call them stigmata.
KINGDINOSAUR:
Parking spaces are often difficult to find when the International Circus Convention comes to San Diego.
BlueOnBlack:
Preparations are well underway to welcome Nicole Ritchie as the Honorary Burning (Wo)Man at this year's gathering...


questor:
And the weather forecast is heavy schwins from the southeast.
Lanzman:
Jury selection in Podunk, Nebraska is . . . how shall we say . . . a bit different from how it's done anywhere else.
wd40:
Well boys, we're a catchin' the raindrops, and we got the bicycles .. .. .. Katherine Ross ought to be a showin' up right quick!


UnReality:
Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Bikes"
amycamus:
Q: How many Polynesian coconut farmers does it take to change a bicycle?
A: That's not funny.
ArtMystery:
I hate it now that Christo has gotten on this "health and exercise" kick. His work sucks ever since he gave up smoking.


BlakHat1:
This is the cover from the long lost but recently recovered work from the Dr. Seuss collection (from the wackos who STILL keep finding stuff by L. Ron Hubbard): Bikes on Pikes and Pails on Rails!
starkbalmy:
Not nearly as popular as their cousins, the Wheeling Wallendas nonetheless made a decent living working the county fair circuit throughout the South during the summers.
cambria36:
"When the Wallenda midgets woke up from their weekend drunk, they couldn't figure out how their bikes and paint buckets got atop these tent poles; nor could they understand why the circus left without the midgets yet left the Big Top tent poles behind."


WEIRD_1:
Survivor for Kids offers its first challenge instead of a car, the winner of this challenge wins a new Trek 20 speed.
nastinkers:
NOTHING stops a determined bike thief.
gleeb:
In this now-classic experiment, behavioral scientists determined that shirtless men overwhelmingly prefer to hump red-bucketed poles.


Jacksinn:
Seems to me that Pfizer ought to tell people about all the possible side effects of Viagra...
nashtbrutusandshort:
o/` Always look on the bright side of bikes... o/`
Daleman:
The requirements to become a paperboy are a lot tougher now than I remember.


Generik:
Looks like a bumper crop this year of bikes, buckets and linemen for the county.
Racerex:
Do you realize that native laborers have to pick 500 bicycles just to make 1 quart of delicious "Tropical Bicycle Juice?"
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