WILL CAP FOR FOOD #215


Agent_Moldy:
"Looks like the Dow is down, gas prices are still rising, and the genocide in Darfur continues."
"Yes, yes, but what's going on with Brangelina?!"
"Yeah, and is Britney having another boy, or is it a girl, this time?!"
"Come on, quit holding out on us!"



Steve_Reeves:
"Hot damn, that Colin Farrell is one fine piece of ass! Svetlana, getting that lap thing is the best idea you've ever had!"


BlueOnBlack:
The real reason "People Magazine" stopped doing "Stars Without Makeup" stories, after visiting the Spice Girls backstage during a soundcheck...


Daleman:
[Typing] I am a nineteen year old college sophomore and I love sex. What credit card will you be using today?


Reynard_T_Fox:
These industrious women know that one doesn't need the latest fancy computers. One can have as much fun with the styrofoam blocks that are packaged with the fancy new computers.


FryGirl:
Agnes enjoys sharing her Fratmen TV account.


UnReality:
"I was young when I logged on. Windows is just really, really slow."


flavio:
Schmyrna, you should have Dr. Smith saying something like "Go poop in your babushka and pull it down over your ears!" The Cappers will soil themselves.


Beedo:
The truth behind Russian internet brides

>I'm 19 years old and blonde, with big, firm....

"Olga, you're a riot!"


JoeCrow:
Look at the pickle on that one... let's see what the Chix with Dix site has to offer.


UpSky2:
The donor made sure that this laptop had a Cyrillic character set installed instead of the usual "Western European (Windows)", before it was donated to these Russian babushkas. Unfortunately, it turned out they couldn't read Cyrillic either, but they appreciated the gift nonetheless.


ArtMystery:
"Svetlana, Google 'meeserable failure' one more time." "Ha!! Is George Boosh! Funny, no?" "Da, funny. Stalin would have had all employees Google shot." "Maybe George Boosh do same!"


amycamus:
"Ah! At LAST here is!" "Krasee'vo, krasee'vo! But wheech one 'Brangelina'?" "Is BOTH Brangelina." "Nyet!" "Da!" "BOTH is Brangelina?!" "Da!" "Heh heh."


cambria36:
"What's on the other end of the www.sexychicks4u.orgy website."


Racerex:
It took five decades, but in the year 2056, the Spice Girls finally got together and decided to sell their unreleased live tapes on the internet.


gleeb:
Second from the right, Robert Blake goes undercover to find the real killers.


starkbalmy:
"So we are agree. We start blog, sell ad space, use money to hire George Clooney to come give us all foot rub."


nastinkers:
I'm bidding for dentures on E-bay!


Nyssa23:
"The gals behind HotSerbianGrannies.com"


suggs:
Google Fabio. He's one hot tomato...


Zee:
"Okay, ladies, according to www.RedSoreAsses.com, we have those ass-rashes from constantly urinating and defecating in our underpants. Apparently you're supposed to- get this- take them off when going to the bathroom! What'll they think of next?"


Cyberbeast:
"I'll designa your website, just like Mama used to."


bugwber:
"Quick, Earlene... who got booted from Top Model?!"


Lanzman:
2008 Russian Women's Olympic Tetris team.


chilwil:
"And if you click on this key and move the mousie Der Fuhrer's arm isn't the only thing that sticks straight out."


Generik:
The Saturday late-night cappers surprise more than a few people when their true identities are revealed: From L to R, here's Hippie, Jazzsoda, Reynard_T_Fox and GuloGulo.


nashtbrutusandshort:
The hardest part of being deadlyringer was figuring out how to translate "SEND WONDER WOMAN TAPES" from Albanian into English.


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