WILL CAP FOR FOOD #200
 Agent_Moldy: Bobbing for latex is the hottest craze among teens today! Well, at Suzie Parker's sleepover parties, anyway. |
suggs: Paprika! I knew we forgot something... |
144blitzen: "You know whut? That there's the biggest dumpling I've did saw in a mess of chicken & dumplings? Nevermind the size of it. Where's the black pepper at? And it had better be from a peppermill too. Ain't going put no powdered black pepper in my chicken & dumplings." And then Glen spoke up. "I'm not a dumpling!" |
animebabe: I don't care what anyone says, Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire just lacks the same look and feel as the earlier movies. |
questor: Waddya call a guy with no arms or legs is a pot of water...? |
bugwber: Ben & Jerry's, Baskin Robbins and Dairy Queen merge for a historic meeting of the toppings. |
Steve_Reeves: "I think we need more curry powder." "No, more ginger root." "No, curry powder!" "No, ginger root!" "Bitch!" "BItch!" "Would you two shut up already! We put the curry powder and ginger root in before you got here! And you, get the hell off my back. What'd you eat for breakfast anyway, concrete blocks?" |
Mr_Grant: Jenna and Barbara lower their standards another notch. |
Generik: "Bubble, bubble, toil and Barney Rubble..." |
Beedo: o/` SHE'S A MAAAN-EEEATERR! o/` |
WEIRD_1: So, that's what I missed at the New York CapFest. |
ArtMystery: Campbell's Super Chunky Man Chowder. |
Motis: Bathing in vomit is an inexpensive and effective alternative to expensive, chemical-laden skin care products. -Motis' Whole Earth Guide to an All-Natural Lifestyle |
keogh: The cannibalistic Galumphus tribe, a profoundly stupid people, never saw much cultural success. One half of the clan was artificial people carved from palm trees, and the other half unfailingly fell for their would-be victims' use of the old "Time out, I lost a contact" ploy. |
Ash_Skywalker: These ladies prove that saying the wrong thing will get your ass cooked. |
cambria36: "Let's get outta here, Wanda. We should have known that cavemen who wear pink would take milk baths too." |
starkbalmy: "We don't swim in your cooking pot; please don't pee in our stew." |
Zee: ...and thus, was Lord Voldemort reborn! |
flavio: "And we'll call it, Man Chowder!" |
buckaroobaby: Mel & Jen's balancing act didn't go over very well at the talent show. |
JurassicPork: Hell, every papier mache guy tries that at some point. |
Jacksinn: Debra would have been happy to share some of the steaming manstew with her pals, but she was allergic to nuts. |
Racerex: Mattel presents the new "Play SURVIVOR At Home" game set. Includes everything you see here. |
gleeb: o/ "Mm-mm good! Mm-mm good! That's what Cannibal soups are. Mm-mm good!" o/ |
Daleman: High school girls are taking drastic steps to make sure they have dates to the prom. |
Lanzman: Next up on "Charmed", the girls discover a potion for making instant husbands. |
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