WILL CAP FOR FOOD #199


Agent_Moldy:
"Oh my -- Is... Is that what I think it is???"
"Yep."
"You mean --"
"Mm-hmm."
"But --"
"I know. The gall of this guy to show us his tan line. I mean, really, how incredibly gauche, y'know?"
suggs:
Mario always dreamed of being on the hood of a car.
144lbs.Bird:
Here we see Malvo as he shows the endless chase of man & time, in his dance Malvo called, 3:30 With Sweeping Third Hand Movement.


Steve_Reeves:
"I dunno, man, that's awfully big for a hood ornament."
"Yeah, I know, and we'd have to do something about those tighty-whitey's, too!"
"A little candy apple red sprayed on 'em and you'd never notice."
bugwber:
Hyundai unveils it's new hood ornament....
DiscoBoy:
He's obviously modeling for the statue at the Tomb of the Unknown Buffalo Shot.


questor:
Of course, most of us thought the price was too high, but Moldette insists that he makes a perfect weathervane for the top of her condo.

[Webmaster's Note: Thanks for thinking of me, but eww. ;~)]
Generik:
With buffalo shots like that, it's no wonder the American bison nearly became extinct.
cambria36:
"Is it true that acrobats have bleached balls?"


Racerex:
Well, that's what you get for letting Nathan Lane design hood ornaments...
Jacksinn:
I see London, I see France, I see... you know, all things considered, I'd really rather see London and France.
gleeb:
"Go West, young man, and ignore my genitalia."


starkbalmy:
While the view is rather intriguing, I'm personally more interested in the tiny little boy he's balancing on his fingertips.
AAAron333:
"Tony LOVED performing for his fans. In fact, he was 'nuts' over quite a few them."
JoeCrow:
Mark's weather vane was very popular with the ladies.


WEIRD_1:
Looks like Rolls Royce has a new hood ornament
ArtMystery:
The original model for Rodin's "The Pointer."
Nyssa23:
"Too late, Bob realized that stuffing his shorts would do nothing to stop the inevitable shrinkage."


flavio:
Prelude to an afternoon of a right testicle.
Kota:
We've secretly replaced this athlete's steroids with Viagra... let's watch!
Cyberbeast:
"I just asked which way to the bus station, I wasn't expecting a big production."


JurassicPork:
You know, I never thought that I'd actually become a fan of tighter shorts on muscle men but here I am...
MadamNoName:
o/`Buffalo shots, won't you come out, tonight.....o/`
Daleman:
I guess he took the package deal to Venice Beach.


Lanzman:
New from the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" merchandising department, it's the Rooftop Weathercock. Available in vanilla, chocolate, and sunset finishes. Should be oiled daily for best performance.
joe678:
Inspired by the iconic image of June Wilkinson's famous leap in the foreground of Chicago's Buckingham Fountain in June 1960, Steve Guttenburg displays what he hopes will be his winning form for the upcoming "Show Off Your Jewelry And Win Big $$$" contest to be held on the grounds of the Nehi Cola Jockey Lot and Swap Meet KOA Club in beautiful downtown Rancho Cucamonga during the upcoming St. Hubbins Day weekend festival, sponsored by Good Ol' Blenheim's Ginger Ale and the "Don't Advertise What You Ain't Got" Foundation.
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