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DiscoBoy:
Put daddy's clothes away, sweetie, and wash up for dinner.


Nyssa23:
It's an exhibition game: Dante and Randal versus the members of "Gorillaz."


elKapitan:
"Ross, if you can convince me, then I'll give this to you. Do you think you deserve a blue star for the day?"


YingYang:
At least he's not wearing a garter belt. That'd be weird.


RamshackleMan:
"The Boss" shows us where he gained his nickname in the official Scrote Squeeze Competition, where he always wins first place.


Nyssa23:
Karl Malone say Karl Malone don't understand all this snoochie boochie-ing you crackers do. Why come y'all can't talk right?


Coakley:
Sitting around and drinking while the pregnant girl sulks. Kind of like high school.


UnReality:
"Timmy, what did I tell you? No silently communicating with the Dark Lord until *after* you finish your homework."


gleeb:
OK, practice is over. Here's the pistol...


amycamus:
"And then, like, I was playing? And somehow my kickball killed that lady? And, uh...Mr. Condit? What was that other thing you wanted me to say?"


RodRocket:
"This Temple ain't big enough for two rabbis, Moishe. Nu?"


JohnSteed:
"As always, should you are any of your homies get blasted, her bootyliciousness will not back your thang up. Keep it real..." *We will smoke this message like it ain't no thang in five seconds...*


CrazyBob:
The Man in the Yellow Hat takes out a $1 million insurance policy on a certain little monkey


JohnSteed:
"THERE IS NO KIM. ONLY ZUEL!"


Cyberbeast:
"It's a pamphlet entitled 'How To Make Love To Cuba Gooding Jr.' Read it, study it, live it."


robofreak:
My report is entitled: "I'm still Jenny from the block."


TheDiva:
Yao


JohnSteed:
Someone finally forced him to watch "Truth or Consequences N.M."


JurassicPork:
Even though he appeared in only one show, who could forget FDR and his vicious gang of New Dealers?


GlitterRock:
"Bauer to Enterprise...."


ElectraAlan:
In the rest home, he just mutters to himself, "Form of a question. Form of a question."


tinaw:
"Oh puuuhhleeeeeze with the baby momma drama already!"


elKapitan:
"Oh you did not just call me a Wookie."


Cyberbeast:
"Listen Matt, I've been going through the script, and I only have two lines this week. I mean, what the f*ck?!"


Xigeous:
--- Starship XT777fd476 ...
Your lights are on ---



Nyssa23:
Hey, check it out! There's even a section in here on what kind of mullet looks best with which Camaro!


porpoise:
I botched my pumpkin this year.


enigk:
"Hi, I'm Tom Poston. And if you're like me and desires of running suicide bombing missions in the Gaza Strip are interrupting your normal lifestyle, try PLOmox."


gleeb:
She later became well-known for her one woman show, Holly Hobby, Holly Hobby, Holly Hobby.


Meldrick:
"So, did my puppy dog eyes land me the loan?" "Well, we'll give it to you, in spite of your cruelty to animals. We are a bank, after all."