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GersonK:
"Holy crap, that guy's on his second cup of free coffee and I don' think he's got any plan to buy a car!"


robofreak:
"It's brilliant i tell you! I wrote: See you next year, have a great summer! It's pure genius!"


animebabe:
Special cameo by Kevin Bacon.. doing his part to help bored college students across the world.


teambanzai:
Look at the craftsmanship, you can be sure his children will be proud to be beaten with a switch of that quality.


gleeb:
Runs-after-cousins just had no subtlety when he was feeling horny...


TheDiva:
Awww, they're just so adorable when they're down for their naps...


TyranosaurisRex:
Ted William's daughter has one last dance with old dad.


Agent_Moldy:
"Yeah, it was all fun and games until -- well, you know."


GlitterRock:
"Oh f*ck. Catherine the Great's got THAT look in her eye again!"


Mr_Grant:
The next morning: "Awww, look dear, kitty prints on the car."


Zee:
"Damn you, you are curiously strong! Your defenses are impenetrable! You win... this time."


Cyberbeast:
"I'll take colors that end in 'urple' for $500, Alex."


JohnSteed:
"Dear sanscrit,
I know our affair has brought out the greatest passions within ourselves, but I'm afraid it must end now, for the sake of the the rest of the languages of the world..."



YibbleGuy:
Oh, please--it's "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball *Bowl-O-Rama*." Do you know NOTHING about great art?


GlitterRock:
Much more popular than the "Wonka's Golden Shower" contest of 1968.


Cyberbeast:
Few people know this, but Charles Manson never misses an episode of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. Just in case anyone out there doubts that he's really dangerous and mentally unbalanced.


gleeb:
Wha's all this "sky is falling" crap? Things have a way of happening to chickens who run around spreading rumors....


tinaw:
"Captain's Log, Stardate $3.99 or Biggie Size it for 39 cents more -- we've arrived at Talos IV for a quick look around . . ."


YingYang:
It's like the screengrab knows that I have a keen interest in becoming an employee at Home Depot...


gleeb:
The real origins of the feud: "Hamilton!" "Sorry, Burr. I didn't mean to turn you on."


BlakHat1:
...once.