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AlexGariepy:
Greg Proops sings his new hit single "Thank God you're here, Elephant Man"!


Laurie2K:
"I would go to the end of the universe for you." / "Yes O'Brien, but would you stay there?"


KINGDINOSAUR:
Villains terrorize New York as Spider-Man is trapped outside the city by a giant screen door.


SunSinner:
"...and based on the shadow puppet on the floor you can plainly see where the clitoris is located." "Gee, thanks Prof. Baxter!"


DiscoBoy:
Glitter! You're killing me! Is it *really* necessary for you to show us screengrabs of Kip Winger getting a blowjob?


enigk:
"Could we pick this up a little? I gotta get back to playing guitar for the Oak Ridge Boys."


NurseNoir:
<writes> "Zap Rowsdower... did 'im. Crow T. Robot... did 'im. ZaSu Pitts... did 'er. Mike Pipper... tried to do 'im, beard got in the way. SciFi Channel programming execs... did 'em all... didn't help."


clover:
If you look closely you can see Michael Stipe getting his really abstract groove on.


GersonK:
"...our very special guest, the Caption This! Curtain. Yaaaaaaay!"


teambanzai:
Well I guess it's true some people are born to be clock tower snipers.


GlitterRock:
"Cutting up your credit cards is for your own good, dear." "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" *sobbing*


clover:
If you look closely you can see clover lounging with a Margarita, a Cababan boy and Bruce Campbell's new book.


enigk:
Hey, me and my Real Doll are going out to my car for a bit - call me when they're getting ready for the Johnny Depp look a like contest."


tinaw:
"Earl, you been workin out? I bet I could bounce a quarter offa dem hindparts!"


Agent_Moldy:
The kid in him loves her frosting side...


UnReality:
"Let's get ready to jugbaaaaaaaaannnnnddddd!!!"


Mr_Grant:
"YEEEEE HAAAAAA! YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAA! YEEEEEE H-" *thud* Slim Pickens finally falls to earth.


questor:
Ted Williams for Quik-E-Ice Melt.


Cyberbeast:
"Hey Shatner, remember me? You rolled across my hood once on TJ Hooker. Come on, what do you say, for old times sake?"


BlakHat1:
"STOP! This is Beethoven's 5th! Who's playing the banjo?"


DiscoBoy:
"Oops! I think I accidentally embalmed my date again..."


Mr_Grant:
His Highness Prince Anthony Manero of Brooklyn.


teambanzai:
Okay can ANYONE tell me what Country that is? Anyone? Anyone at all? Come guys this is AP Geography.


BlakHat1:
Just before the race begins, Super Dave realizes that his squeaky-clean image is going to suffer..


Mr_Grant:
o/ Eugene Levy went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal... o/


Racerex:
Meanwhile at Stately Wayne Public School No. 135...


Agent_Moldy:
"Well, they're no Slipknot."
"They're not even a slipped disc!"
*AHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*



DiscoBoy:
Which one has the hot water and which one has the cold?


tinaw:
Weed: It's what's for dinner, plus chips, and dip. . . and cookies . . . and that leftover spaghetti mom made, plus the rest of that butter pecan ice cream. . .


UnReality:
"Proper Hygiene...You Know, Down *There*..."