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Blinker:
Average human brain + 48-hour "Veronica's Closet" marathon = not pretty

YibbleGuy:
Annette O'Toole IS Prince Valiant!

tinaw:
...and for the first time, Dracula worries he may have Parkinson's disease.

YingYang:
"Winged freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me and my Armani slippers! Honey, put my dinner in the oven, I've got some canoddlin' to do!"

TyranosaurisRex:
Proof that rabbits do give a flying f*ck.

EnochF:
Page 68 of Leonardo da Vinci's notebooks. "This page left intentionally blank."

UnReality:
"Dammit! In my date, when you tied a damsel to the train tracks, she *stayed* tied to the train tracks!" <grumble grumble>

Xigeous:
o/~ don't a-little-genetic-enhancement make my brown eyes blue o/~

YingYang:
Sam Jackson could be an accountant and he'd still be one cool-ass motherf*cka.

evettsgod:
man, try to eat one bird and some old lady starts wackin' ya with an umbrella....

Agent_Moldy:
I thought it was illegal to show the deflowering of children on the Internet.

da_upstart:
Extreme Polio

Soozcat:
Wonder why your cat gives you crusty glances? The Back Fence Network has finally cracked the code about "getting tutored."

amycamus:
Following Colin Powell's abysmal failure in the Middle East, Ambassador-at-Large Justin Timberlake is sent to quell the fighting.

gleeb:
Gramma tries to squeeze more light out of the votive candle, lest St. John Bosco be offended.

amycamus:
"She is SO stuck up. Not ONCE has she come over here after I've yelled 'Hey baby - nice ass!'."

GersonK:
"Purple monkey dishwasher. Pass it on."

rickubis:
They followed him as he planted the eggs. They didn't have the heart to tell him that they weren't "chicken seeds".

GlitterRock:
I prefer that one to the "Lt. Worf" clock. You hit the 'sleep' button, and suddenly you hear Michael Dorn's voice booming "YOU HAVE NO HONOR!"

amycamus:
"Lemme just clarify this. So if I don't LIKE this wife after 30 days, I can't trade her in or get a refund? What kinda business are you runnin' here, mister?"

RodRocket:
"You'll have to forgive Julie. She's rebooting her Stepford Protocols...."

Hinermad:
Mary's eggs - or in Latin, "ovae Maria."

amycamus:
But in the end, they just decided to go with the simpler name "Australia".

AlexGariepy:
You will like fries with that. Resistance is futile.

Scouty:
Aunt Edna decides to get down with her bad self at the Korn show.

YingYang:
Turn-ons: Biting animals and masturbating on garden gnomes. I don't know what his turn-ons are.

ElectraAlan:
Twenty-two years later, her son realized that when he was being born, he left something in there.

DiscoBoy:
I can't cap this -- it's already been capped! Glitter, with your big budget, you'd think you could at least afford fresh screengrabs! This is a used screengrab, and don't try to fancy it up by telling me it's "pre-owned," either.

Hinermad:
Hinermad's mobile home is fully equipped with a bedroom, living room, eat-in kitchen, bathroom, and basement... all visible here.

RodRocket:
"Jinkies! I've got to warn Shaggy and Scooby about old man MacGruder!!"

Blinker: Average human brain + 48-hour "Veronica's Closet" marathon = not pretty	YibbleGuy: Annette O'Toole IS Prince Valiant!	tinaw: ...and for the first time, Dracula worries he may have Parkinson's disease.
YingYang: "Winged freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me and my Armani slippers! Honey, put my dinner in the oven, I've got some canoddlin' to do!"	TyranosaurisRex: *Proof that rabbits do give a flying fck.**	EnochF: Page 68 of Leonardo da Vinci's notebooks. "This page left intentionally blank."
UnReality: *"Dammit! In my date, when you tied a damsel to the train tracks, she stayed* tied to the train tracks!" <grumble grumble>**	Xigeous: o/~ don't a-little-genetic-enhancement make my brown eyes blue o/~	YingYang: *Sam Jackson could be an accountant and he'd still be one cool-ass motherfcka.**
evettsgod: man, try to eat one bird and some old lady starts wackin' ya with an umbrella....	Agent_Moldy: I thought it was illegal to show the deflowering of children on the Internet.	da_upstart: Extreme Polio
Soozcat: Wonder why your cat gives you crusty glances? The Back Fence Network has finally cracked the code about "getting tutored."	amycamus: Following Colin Powell's abysmal failure in the Middle East, Ambassador-at-Large Justin Timberlake is sent to quell the fighting.	gleeb: Gramma tries to squeeze more light out of the votive candle, lest St. John Bosco be offended.
amycamus: "She is SO stuck up. Not ONCE has she come over here after I've yelled 'Hey baby - nice ass!'."	GersonK: "Purple monkey dishwasher. Pass it on."	rickubis: They followed him as he planted the eggs. They didn't have the heart to tell him that they weren't "chicken seeds".
GlitterRock: I prefer that one to the "Lt. Worf" clock. You hit the 'sleep' button, and suddenly you hear Michael Dorn's voice booming "YOU HAVE NO HONOR!"	amycamus: "Lemme just clarify this. So if I don't LIKE this wife after 30 days, I can't trade her in or get a refund? What kinda business are you runnin' here, mister?"	RodRocket: "You'll have to forgive Julie. She's rebooting her Stepford Protocols...."
Hinermad: Mary's eggs - or in Latin, "ovae Maria."	amycamus: But in the end, they just decided to go with the simpler name "Australia".	AlexGariepy: You will like fries with that. Resistance is futile.
Scouty: Aunt Edna decides to get down with her bad self at the Korn show.	YingYang: Turn-ons: Biting animals and masturbating on garden gnomes. I don't know what his turn-ons are.	ElectraAlan: Twenty-two years later, her son realized that when he was being born, he left something in there.
DiscoBoy: I can't cap this -- it's already been capped! Glitter, with your big budget, you'd think you could at least afford fresh screengrabs! This is a used screengrab, and don't try to fancy it up by telling me it's "pre-owned," either.	Hinermad: Hinermad's mobile home is fully equipped with a bedroom, living room, eat-in kitchen, bathroom, and basement... all visible here.	RodRocket: "Jinkies! I've got to warn Shaggy and Scooby about old man MacGruder!!"