A Baker's Dozen!

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Xigeous:
"Bob, my face is up here." .... "Iiiiii've made my choice."

Scouty:
Joe felt he had Happy Feet approaching: "Not...again..."

EnochF:
"Go on, feel that." "Yes, I'm sure you're very strong." "Feel the muscle!" "No need. I'm convinced you're strong." "I need to feel your touch!" "Oh, heavens..."

Agent_Moldy:
Each Morning After Mix features cab fare, a pre-written "I'll call you" note, and a single serving of RU486! *From the makers of Coyote Ugly Bandages*

Soozcat:
HAAAAAROOOOOLD! Get me a beer!

NurseNoir:
Ohhhh! This is the annual Dayton, OH. Kiwanis formal dinner dance and fisting marathon! I wait all year to cap this!

amycamus:
"I'm on a Mexican - radio! I'm on a Mexican - whoa-oa - radio!... Naw. Just kiddin'. Ok, back to the Hour of Gospel Power..."

Annakie7:
Mike throws very serious "come as your favorite oppressed ethnic group" parties.

Mr_Grant:
"Holy Family Asking Magi #2 If He Kept The Receipt," 14th century, Munich.

da_upstart:
Yo Ho Ho and a 40 o' Mickeys.

AlexGariepy:
Meanwhile, at CT: "I LIKE PIE", "The screengrabber's stuck again.", "It's as dark as my outlook on life!", "Will you tape some Bionic Woman tapes for me?"

robofreak:
"Hey everybody come quick! The Spider-Man trailer is on!"

Hinermad:
"Yup - it's Sasquatch stool, alright." "How can you tell?" "Corn... right here. And over here's a steer."

psychomorph:
"But Sheriff Bush...I've lost 2 children already, and you still say it's safe to go into the water..." "Sharks need to eat too, Mrs. Jones. And besides, we're negotiating an oil pipeline with them."

gleeb:
Sure, you've got better qualifications, but Pops here is gruff and lovable. How do you answer that?

beckett:
"Mr. Tarzan, have you considered what would happen if a guest fell from your treehouse? Well we at JungleSavage Insurance..."

KennyBoy:
A Category 5 hurricane can drive a handkerchief clean through Ernest Borgnine.

Annakie7:
Next on The Most Awkward Date:"Your eyes are so beautiful, I could use a crowbar to pry them out of your head and sell them to a jeweler."

EnochF:
Don't you just hate slumber parties with your mom and her friends?

EnochF:
"Dammit, Mom, I didn't mind painting your toenails, but I am *not* playing truth or dare!"

Moatas:
From high on Mt. Olympus, Zeus looks down at the forest and declares loudly "WHERE THE HECK DID I PARK MY CAR?"

Meldrick:
"Wow, my own inflatable Peter Jennings doll! Guys, you shouldn't have!"

robofreak:
It was summer, but Ted didn't care. His hat was money and he knew it, dammit.

Snard:
This tree would have continued growing upward, but it ran into the top of the picture.

Torgone:
a.k.a. "Snowballs"

Mr_Grant:
Your Delta Tau Chi name is: Kent Dorffman.

UnReality:
.oO(What am I doing? I'm a tobogganist, not a skater...)

YibbleGuy:
Next on "A Little Too Far Behind The Music," Run-DMC's Russell Simmons models his favorite bra.

GersonK:
Despite the best efforts of our cartographers, Canada and Mexico continue to exist.

SirEnochTheChaste:
"Excuse me, I seem to have gotten a woman with opinions on things. Probably an accident. Can I trade her in?"

Xigeous: "Bob, my face is up here." .... "Iiiiii've made my choice."	Scouty: Joe felt he had Happy Feet approaching: "Not...again..."	EnochF: "Go on, feel that." "Yes, I'm sure you're very strong." "Feel the muscle!" "No need. I'm convinced you're strong." "I need to feel your touch!" "Oh, heavens..."
Agent_Moldy: Each Morning After Mix features cab fare, a pre-written "I'll call you" note, and a single serving of RU486! From the makers of Coyote Ugly Bandages	Soozcat: HAAAAAROOOOOLD! Get me a beer!	NurseNoir: Ohhhh! This is the annual Dayton, OH. Kiwanis formal dinner dance and fisting marathon! I wait all year to cap this!
amycamus: "I'm on a Mexican - radio! I'm on a Mexican - whoa-oa - radio!... Naw. Just kiddin'. Ok, back to the Hour of Gospel Power..."	Annakie7: Mike throws very serious "come as your favorite oppressed ethnic group" parties.	Mr_Grant: "Holy Family Asking Magi #2 If He Kept The Receipt," 14th century, Munich.
da_upstart: Yo Ho Ho and a 40 o' Mickeys.	AlexGariepy: Meanwhile, at CT: "I LIKE PIE", "The screengrabber's stuck again.", "It's as dark as my outlook on life!", "Will you tape some Bionic Woman tapes for me?"	robofreak: "Hey everybody come quick! The Spider-Man trailer is on!"
Hinermad: "Yup - it's Sasquatch stool, alright." "How can you tell?" "Corn... right here. And over here's a steer."	psychomorph: "But Sheriff Bush...I've lost 2 children already, and you still say it's safe to go into the water..." "Sharks need to eat too, Mrs. Jones. And besides, we're negotiating an oil pipeline with them."	gleeb: Sure, you've got better qualifications, but Pops here is gruff and lovable. How do you answer that?
beckett: "Mr. Tarzan, have you considered what would happen if a guest fell from your treehouse? Well we at JungleSavage Insurance..."	KennyBoy: A Category 5 hurricane can drive a handkerchief clean through Ernest Borgnine.	Annakie7: Next on The Most Awkward Date:"Your eyes are so beautiful, I could use a crowbar to pry them out of your head and sell them to a jeweler."
EnochF: Don't you just hate slumber parties with your mom and her friends?	EnochF: *"Dammit, Mom, I didn't mind painting your toenails, but I am not* playing truth or dare!"**	Moatas: From high on Mt. Olympus, Zeus looks down at the forest and declares loudly "WHERE THE HECK DID I PARK MY CAR?"
Meldrick: "Wow, my own inflatable Peter Jennings doll! Guys, you shouldn't have!"	robofreak: It was summer, but Ted didn't care. His hat was money and he knew it, dammit.	Snard: This tree would have continued growing upward, but it ran into the top of the picture.
Torgone: a.k.a. "Snowballs"	Mr_Grant: Your Delta Tau Chi name is: Kent Dorffman.	UnReality: .oO(What am I doing? I'm a tobogganist, not a skater...)
YibbleGuy: Next on "A Little Too Far Behind The Music," Run-DMC's Russell Simmons models his favorite bra.	GersonK: Despite the best efforts of our cartographers, Canada and Mexico continue to exist.	SirEnochTheChaste: "Excuse me, I seem to have gotten a woman with opinions on things. Probably an accident. Can I trade her in?"