WILL CAP FOR FOOD #193

Agent_Moldy: "This year's Meat Festival is gonna be so much fun!" "And our sausage casing balloon will be the grandest of all!"	suggs: Mmmmmmmmmm... jumbo dog....	Buffoon: Things you thought you'd never see, Number 104: Assembly of a John Holmes memorial balloon for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
144b: IT IS BA-LOOOON!	Mr_Grant: John Travolta IN: "Boy In The Plastic Bubble II: Secret War in Cambodia"	bugwber: The Oscar Meyer float is being prepared for the 2006 Mardi Gras Parade...
wd40: Yes, round eyed devil, we are making condoms for Texans George W. Bush, this is our "medium," just as you order.	BlueOnBlack: ...And when we return from commercial, more Katrina coverage: Even the tiny island nation of Jamaica has sent aid to the Gulf Coast states - after this!	Lanzman: The first of Pamela Anderson Lee's new breast implants is delivered.
Steve_Reeves: Ohhhhhhhhhh... I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weeeeeeeeeiner! That is what I really want to be-ee-ee! 'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weeeeeneir, Everyone would be in love with meeeeeeeeeeeee!	DiscoBoy: "Tamil rebels prepare to unleash the Mother of All Snausages."	questor: After the inevitable explosion there was little left of Pamela Anderson...
Daleman: David found out that at least one of the internet pop up ads really do work as advertised.	Geier: Condoms...Of The Gods?	Generik: "Thank you very much, but Ms. Madonna requests that next time you bring the tampon to the delivery door in the back, please."
Racerex: So, it's not an urban legend after all. They really ARE putting steroids in Ballpark Franks...	starkbalmy: It appears that the steroid scandal in baseball goes much deeper than anyone had suspected. Ballpark Franks: they plump when you juice 'em!	cambria36: "The condom is normal sized. The Japanese couple carrying the condom are very, very small."
ArtMystery: "Special delivery of hot air for the President! Please make way, we've got to get this to him in time for his speech tonight!"	Cyberbeast: "The kielbasa you ordered for lunch has arrived, Mr. Limbaugh."	gleeb: That their yam didn't win a ribbon can only be attributed to blatant favoritism on the part of the judges.
JurassicPork: Mae Ling resisted the urge to ask Jeff Gannon where he wanted them to put his custom-made suppository.	Beedo: Having lived in the States for almost a quarter of a century, Beedo had a lot of culinary catching up to do, and his first portion of bangers and mash upon returning to Britain was a sight to behold, considering this was just ONE of the sausages.	TyranosaurisRex: Lucy! What are we gonna do with all that cheese? You've got some 'splainin' to do!
Jacksinn: Afterwards, the parents and teachers all realized that it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do to have the annual 6th grade play that year be a re-enactment of the Hindenberg tragedy.	Zee: Will this be the summer sausage to finally quench Louie Anderson's voracious appetite? Scientists, though doubtful, remain optimistic.	Ragbot: "Hey Look!, It's the Oscar Mayer Lightship, The 'Bologna I'..."
nastinkers: Trojan condoms for elephants.	Nyssa23: "Guinness Book recordholder for World's Largest Condom."	flavio: This is it! 429 Oakcrest. This is where that Honey, I Shrink Sh*t Bastard, Rick Moranis lives!
Motis: Ramona's entry was the pride of the Goiter Festival that year, but who would have guessed that it would save the entire village from starvation that very winter?	JoeCrow: Due to rising gas costs the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile is now powered by a family of Cuban Refugees.	nashtbrutusandshort: "I am SO glad you spotted that sign for Roger Waters' yard sale. This'll go great with our Christmas display this year. We can have the mechanical Santa straddling it, going 'Ho ho ho.' It'll *really* freak out the neighbors."
AAAron333: Latest development from Generik's Gene-Splicing Dude Ranch: By mixing helium with the DNA of vegetables, farmers can now grow squash of epic proportions, and still be able to easily transport them to market! Hooray Squash!!!	:	: