WILL CAP FOR FOOD #192

Agent_Moldy: "Welcome to the Crypt! Our special this evening is Beef Unwellington with a side of maul-iflower au rotten, and it comes with a nice, head of lettuce grower salad. Your ghostess will seat you in a moment, and if you have any questions, I'll be your maitre' DIE for the evening! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!"	bugwber: Ghosts of over-eager New Orleans waiters hawking $11 bowls of chocolate sauce haunt the grand restaurants of Europe...	Mr_Grant: Why THERE you are, Mr. Vice Preisdent. You come down from there right now, you've spent enough time in Jackson Hole. Those Halliburton contracts aren't going to award themselves.
144b: All I can tell you is, I would hate to have that thing slam into my windshield.	Lanzman: Satan's restaurant was doing pretty well, all things considered. Then he decided to add applesauce to the menu . . .	questor: Satan's TGIFriday's has the best wings. Go on Wednesday. Hitler gets the best tables.
Steve_Reeves: Preparing for this years Restau Race, Vlad Tepes practices his landing for the Personal Aircraft segment.	BlueOnBlack: ...or, what happens when Stephen Sommers is recruited to direct the next Harry Potter movie...	meQal: Tonight's Special: Soylent Green
Daleman: No one seemed to mind the unusually small portions served at the restaurant.	Generik: Rather than just a simple government-approved warning label on each bottle, the Czechs have a much more colorful and effective way of warning people about the dangers of overindulging in absinthe.	suggs: I bought that 'genuine' Icarus skeleton on Ebay for $726, plus $15 shipping, only to find out that the local Walmart was selling them 2 for $38.95. I was PISSED!
FLAMINGSQUIRREL23: Lindsay Lohan takes a lunch break during auditions for her new role on "Buffy: The Vampire Slayer".	starkbalmy: "Up in the air. Senior Birdman." *hack cough cough*	flavio: Hiya Folks! Welcome to Karen Carpenter's Planet Bulimia! Have a seat right over there next to the commode!
nashtbrutusandshort: (Loud American tourist voice) "Yeah, them long, bony fingers were perfect for piano playin', dontcha know, and them limp wristbones -- dead giveaway, if ya know what I mean." (Europeans look on in puzzlement.)	cambria36: The "Jeepers Creepers" guy, also known as Restau looks like he finally lost the Race.	gleeb: Having run into trouble with his glider, Ator was destined to lose the restaurace.
ArtMystery: Alexander Calder had the last, long, silent laugh on all his critics and detractors.	WEIRD_1: Alfred had many skills, among them, preserving former Batmen. Here we see Batman #17.	Beedo: It was the way Leonardo da Vinci would've liked to go. But the bequest of his remains to his favourite restaurant? That's beyond genius and into crazyville.
Jacksinn: Calista Flockhart stars in the summer blockbuster of the year, "Batman Forever and Ever and Ever."	JurassicPork: Ready when you are, Sgt. Pembry...	NameBrand: Unlike some of its most vociferous proponents, the Atkins Aviator Diet never really got off the ground.
nastinkers: Looks like somebody finally got to Batman.	Nyssa23: "So *that's* what happened to Icarus."	Matteus: He was an odd one even when alive; he named his restaurant "Restaurace" to match his name. His final wish was that his ossified body be hung over the doorway to welcome people to LiberaceLand.
Racerex: "After dining sumptuously at the trendy Restaurace eatery, join your friends for decadent cocktails at the Icarus Lounge! Just turn right at the image of the failed Greek inventor..."	psychomorph: "I give you LOVE!"	Ragbot: "PREPARE! PREPARE FOR THE END... THE END OF HIGH PRICES!"
JoeCrow: KarenCarpendactyl.	:	: