DiscoBoy: "Freeze! Welcome to the NRA Store! May I help you!"	GersonK: "Damnit man, if you're not man enough to keep the shake machine going, maybe you don't deserve that trainee hat."	anti_hero: "eeeeeeeexcelent"
kwagner: : $155.95. Push up bra: $35.97. Lipstick: $10.15. The look on your Dad's face when he realizes you're a cross dresser?: Priceless.	Buffoon: Finally, a decent use of my ex-wife's heart. Hell, I'd pay two or three times that much, easy!	amycamus: "Captain's Log: note to self - contact Ying Shui expert about decorating bedroom with posters made from last night's downloads..."
EnochF: "Dear Aunt Nefertiti... thanks for the *socks*?"	big_red_nose: "What's a four letter word for woman ending in u-n-t?" "Aunt." "Got an eraser?"	Agent_Moldy: "Mr. Martin, I'd appreciate it if you didn't get small in my car. Thanks."
ZadetheElf: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood/ And I, I took the road less travelled/ And that has made all the AAAIIIIEEEEEE! *crunch crunch gulp*	Agrijag: Absolutely Scully! I'd make a great replacement for Mulder! Agent Ray Parker Jr. ain't afraid of no ghosts!	Mr13: "Young Women folk don't realize the importance of a clean cooch." "Grandma please!" "I had many gentleman compliment me in my day y'know."
nashtbrutusandshort: But his courageous gesture of defiance only got Foghorn Leghorn expelled from the 1972 Munich Olympics.	Saltydog: And lo, God said, "Let there be light." And verily, the gaffer was on coffee break.	JediClone: Taneshqua. Pieces. Likes walks on the beach and children. Thinks life would be easier if she could just pronounce her own name.
Kolos: Okay you two just break it up! Bill, maybe your dad can beat up John's dad and maybe he can't, but this argument is just getting OLD!	Artanas: "Ssssstupid! You forgot your dickie! Chicksssss dig dickiesssss"	DrWombat: "The Three of Pentacles...it bodes ill for those born under the sign of...well, bottom line, you're boned."
MrTim: o/`Ninety-nine dead babboons/ Floating in the summer sky...o/`	robofreak: Roughly translated it says: "There once was a woman from Nantucket..."	amycamus: "Houston, it's damn hard to keep focused on the good and beautiful with Cindy Brady here whining in my ear every three minutes."
enigk: "This is David Ogden Steiers, The Fonz is down! I repeat! The Fonz is down!"	JediClone: Adam Ant: Amnesia Victim... "o/ I don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do I do?/ I don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do I do?..."	Mr_Grant: Camera Operator Michael J. Fox.
E_B_A: "Taaaaaaake onnnnnnn meeeee..." "Take on me!" "Praaaaaaaise Baaaaaa-alllll!" "Praise Ba-WHAT!?"	amycamus: ReLAX, dude. Just take a Valium and paint it black.	nashtbrutusandshort: Production still from *Crouching Yuppie, Hidden Cellphone*.
E_B_A: The Anti-Claus. Every July 25th he rides around in a sleigh sneaking bits of chewed gum and dead puppies into the homes of all the good little boys and girls...	EnochF: "In short, I think I can sum up our fiscal situation with a little song I wrote: I'm gonna make love to ya, womaaaaan..."	Artanas: Fool! Never feed Macy Gray after midnight!