Okay, So Maybe It's More Like Twenty...

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WaffleKing:
No! Hulk missing Will And Grace!

LuvBJones:
"This year, the Federation screams color! Scotty's wearing a taught, midriff enhancing red tunic. It's not for away missions anymore!"

teambanzai:
...and then he walks like this and turns to the camera and sings "Same as it ever was, same as it ever was." Of course he's wearing a white suit, but you get it.

Mr_Grant:
o/ When I find myself marooned in a snowstorm, Mother Mary comes to me, calling AAA on her cellphone, let it be o/

LuvBJones:
"At which point I advised the President to keep on truckin', sir."

womb:
And if you don't feel bad for me because of my disease, consider that I've had to relinquish my gig to Charlie Sheen.

E_B_A:
"Oh Chad... I want your hands on my soft, trembling body... say something to me..." "Cuttin' and scratchin' are the aspects of my game!" "Ohhhhhhhh..."

teambanzai:
Mom watch I'm going to do a wheely, mom watch, mom, mom, mom.

robofreak:
"Open up and Smile." Waaaait, that's my line....

AntiChristmas:
Drive By Miss Daisy

DiscoBoy:
One toke over the line.

amycamus:
"Mr. Eubanks feels that your answering 'Where's the most unusual place you've made whoopee?' with 'In the butt, Bob' was completely inappropriate."

MoldyLouWho:
"But I swear the kid was 18!" "Yes, but at that age, they're called 'goats'."

teambanzai:
Some times Good 'ole Charlie Brown gets liquored up and goes to the old baseball diamond to reminisce about when he finally cut Lucy up and hid the body.

LuvBJones:
The pivotal scene when LuvB tries to make toaster strudel and accidentally fires DefCon One.

AntiChristmas:
"MOOOM! I got some f*cked up Sea Monkeys!"

Agent_Moldy:
"Moses, ye shall lead my people into the Promised Land...using a red-dog pattern on 3. Ready? BREAK!"

rickublitzen:
I've slept on my face wrong, and I can't do a thing with it.

JediClone:
"...and be sure to check yourself in the mirror every day after you bathe. The Red Menace doesn't wash behind it's ears. Do YOU?" *end film*

CapMidnight:
"Wanna come back to my place and look at my CaptionThis! gallery collection?!?" "TAXI!!"

Agent_Moldy:
Nope, sorry, not good enough. I specifically said EVERYBODY must get stoned.

rickublitzen:
I wanted a daughter and by god I'll have one.

BlakHat1:
"Herc, Bjork's still following us!" "I can't do anything about that! I'm powerless against Icelandic waifs!"

Beedo:
For those of you who've always wanted to see your grandpa orgasm, HERE IT IS!

robofreak:
"Fifteen years ago it was money for nothing and my chicks for free...then along came along that g*ddamn Nirvana and it killed my career."

Agent_Moldy:
"When you're undead, only the finest cologne will do. That's why I wear Dracul Noir."

NellyBtotheG:
"Give me some props, biotch! Henderson family for life, n*gga!"

YibbleGuy:
And the award for "Most Tasteless Description of A Man With Elephantiasis" goes to...

GlitterRock:
"That Mike Nelson is so lucky. When I touch girls on the shoulder, all I get is a lawsuit."

Meldrick:
"Of course, my son was completely mis-represented by the Whoville media."

WaffleKing: No! Hulk missing Will And Grace!	LuvBJones: "This year, the Federation screams color! Scotty's wearing a taught, midriff enhancing red tunic. It's not for away missions anymore!"	teambanzai: ...and then he walks like this and turns to the camera and sings "Same as it ever was, same as it ever was." Of course he's wearing a white suit, but you get it.
Mr_Grant: o/ When I find myself marooned in a snowstorm, Mother Mary comes to me, calling AAA on her cellphone, let it be o/	LuvBJones: "At which point I advised the President to keep on truckin', sir."	womb: And if you don't feel bad for me because of my disease, consider that I've had to relinquish my gig to Charlie Sheen.
E_B_A: "Oh Chad... I want your hands on my soft, trembling body... say something to me..." "Cuttin' and scratchin' are the aspects of my game!" "Ohhhhhhhh..."	teambanzai: Mom watch I'm going to do a wheely, mom watch, mom, mom, mom.	robofreak: "Open up and Smile." Waaaait, that's my line....
AntiChristmas: Drive By Miss Daisy	DiscoBoy: One toke over the line.	amycamus: "Mr. Eubanks feels that your answering 'Where's the most unusual place you've made whoopee?' with 'In the butt, Bob' was completely inappropriate."
MoldyLouWho: "But I swear the kid was 18!" "Yes, but at that age, they're called 'goats'."	teambanzai: Some times Good 'ole Charlie Brown gets liquored up and goes to the old baseball diamond to reminisce about when he finally cut Lucy up and hid the body.	LuvBJones: The pivotal scene when LuvB tries to make toaster strudel and accidentally fires DefCon One.
AntiChristmas: *"MOOOM! I got some fcked up Sea Monkeys!"**	Agent_Moldy: "Moses, ye shall lead my people into the Promised Land...using a red-dog pattern on 3. Ready? BREAK!"	rickublitzen: I've slept on my face wrong, and I can't do a thing with it.
JediClone: "...and be sure to check yourself in the mirror every day after you bathe. The Red Menace doesn't wash behind it's ears. Do YOU?" end film	CapMidnight: "Wanna come back to my place and look at my CaptionThis! gallery collection?!?" "TAXI!!"	Agent_Moldy: Nope, sorry, not good enough. I specifically said EVERYBODY must get stoned.
rickublitzen: I wanted a daughter and by god I'll have one.	BlakHat1: "Herc, Bjork's still following us!" "I can't do anything about that! I'm powerless against Icelandic waifs!"	Beedo: For those of you who've always wanted to see your grandpa orgasm, HERE IT IS!
robofreak: *"Fifteen years ago it was money for nothing and my chicks for free...then along came along that gddamn Nirvana and it killed my career."**	Agent_Moldy: "When you're undead, only the finest cologne will do. That's why I wear Dracul Noir."	NellyBtotheG: *"Give me some props, biotch! Henderson family for life, ngga!"**
YibbleGuy: And the award for "Most Tasteless Description of A Man With Elephantiasis" goes to...	GlitterRock: "That Mike Nelson is so lucky. When I touch girls on the shoulder, all I get is a lawsuit."	Meldrick: "Of course, my son was completely mis-represented by the Whoville media."