WILL CAP FOR FOOD #233


Agent_Moldy:
Damn, just when he'd finally found a rabbi and a five-pound block of Velveeta to go with the two goats, someone stole one of the goats. *sigh* Will Buffoon's fantasy NEVER come to light???


suggs:
Hey! If you are going to trim my fat like that, I am so out of here!


Steve_Reeves:
Damn, those PS3's are expensive! I might just have to stick with my old X Box...


Scypha:
.oO "Those bastards!! They're preparing my relatives' skulls for squicking!!" Oo.


KIPPAGE:
"Goatdendehammerung!!! Mine Kielbasa..!"


DiscoBoy:
"Mommy...?"


questor:
Did I mention that I know Emeril?


Lanzman:
"IT'S A COOK BOOK! A COOK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!"


ArchHallJr:
"Da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d?"


Buffoon:
I know it's hard to kill them after you name them, but I think I'd call this one Donald Rumsfeld, after Karl Rove's sacrificial goat.


Generik:
Wes Craven's reworking of an old children's story, "Three Billy Goats Snuff."


UnReality:
Well, the sacrificial goat is right, but that really should be underwear on the ceiling if you plan on making this an official capper lair.


Racerex:
"Al? Lenny? Come on, guys, this is no time to be hanging around. We've gotta escape before... AL?! LENNY?! Dear God, Nooooooo!!"


JoeCrow:
Kinda' gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "skull f**king a dead goat."


starkbalmy:
Okay, maybe he was technically correct, but when I paid the tour guide in Islamabad to take me to a place that featured what he called "total nudity and pole dancing," this is NOT what I expected. Not at all.


cambria36:
Holy sh*t... I got a very baaaa-aaaa-aaaad feeling about being tied up here.


AAAron333:
Hello. My Name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die...


flavio:
Upstart actor Dustin Hoffman had originally insisted on doing the wedding scene from "The Graduate" in full goat costume to pay homage to The Monkees' film "Head", which he had watched 17 times in a row the weekend prior and proclaimed the greatest work of art by a made up band since that movie in which Sam the Sham and The Pharaohs appeared.


Jacksinn:
o/` Maresy doats and dosey doats and little lambs-y die-i-yi-YI!!


gleeb:
"Who's laughing now, Carl? BWA-HA-HA!"


ArtMystery:
Capriporn.


Daleman:
Goat, the other, other white meat.


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