Agent_Moldy:
"Lock and load, brides of Christ!" *click-click*
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DiscoBoy:
Wow. Mighty impressive harem Dick Cheney's got there...
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Scypha:
Ladies and Gentlemen... The 1968 Vatican Skeet Shooting Team!
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TeekieT:
"Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City? .... Of course not! We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica....To the wild!!!" [Later] "...Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do..." "Captain's Log: Embarking into hostile environment... Kawolski! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives.... Rico! We'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna
face extreme peril. The private probably won't survive."
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wd40:
"Kneel or be damned, ye pagan heathen rascal! Yes, Catholic School has changed a lot since we got the vouchers!"
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Buffoon:
Meanwhile, in Charlton Heston's personal heaven....
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Lanzman:
"Time to kick a little Presbyterian ass, girls!"
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Steve_Reeves:
The Daughters of the Sisters of Mercy of The Confederacy prepare to do their well loved renactment of the Battle of Gettysburg along with the Franciscan Brothers of Eternal Guilt from Bangor, Maine.
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questor:
The real reason "The Flying Nun" was canceled.
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YibbleGuy:
"Sisters, we need a clever name for our organization ... 'Nuns With Rifles'? 'Nuns With Firearms'? Oh, if ONLY there were something catchy that rhymes with 'Nuns'!"
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Daleman:
Roeper: “Well, we just previewed Sister Act 3. Good points, less singing and more action. Bad points, no Whoopi or helicopter chases.”Ebert: “I agree, but the buffet was fabulous.”
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Generik:
Tired of that flighty Sister Bertrille giving their order a bad name, the other sisters come up with a sure-fire solution to her aerial escapades.
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ArtMystery:
The Sisters of the order of Our Lady of Dick Cheney want you school kids to know that they mean business, and they're not just talking rulers.
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UnReality:
"Yeehah! And amen!"
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lil_amish:
"We're on a mission from God."
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Zee:
"Bataan Death March of the Penguins."
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Jacksinn:
Father Flannery disapproved of the sisters using communion wafers for clay pigeons, but he was hardly in a position to say anything as long as
they were packing and he wasn't.
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nastinkers:
The only way nuns can bare arms...
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cambria36:
Cheney's hunting party.
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WEIRD_1:
The Catholic Church announced today that Nuns will no longer be allowed to use rulers on students.
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starkbalmy:
After years of being foiled in his schemes by the Batman, Penguin
finally enlists some divine help...
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AAAron333:
The Vatican FINALLY gets serious about stopping priests from molesting young boys. Introducing... The GOD Squad!!!
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Nyssa23:
"You'll wait until marriage AND LIKE IT!"
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gleeb:
About to solve the problem called Maria… permanently!
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joe678:
"One of these gun-totin' nuns is Donald Rumsfeld. The others are
imposters and will try to fool this week's panel: Kitty Carlisle, Dorothy "Old Harper, And I Don't Mean Lee" Kilgallen, Allen "Marry Betty White? What The Hell Was I Thinking?" Ludden, and whoever's not doing "Match Game '71" this week. This is Johnny Olsen saying..." *ka-blam!* Say, rock salt..."
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JoeCrow:
The Vatican's new Catholicism Now Mother F**ker campaign went over well with the Cloisters.
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Accountant From Hell:
Praise the lord and pass the ammo.
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