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 Agent_Moldy: Wait, you mean that's all the cleavage she has? Pfft. Amateur. |
Mr_Grant: Miss Flotation Device Russia 2006. Will use her title to promote the benefits of neonatal breastfeeding. Her North American goodwill tour of Hooters restaurants will begin soon, with 1% of sales pledged to the Women's Shoulder Pain Research Foundation. |
Buffoon: One thing I'll say for Billy Barty... He had a helluva umbrella! |
Steve_Reeves: Personal Flotation Devices have come a long way since the old days. |
Scypha: If it wasn't for the cement-filled shoes, her helium filled fake breasts would have carried her into the stratosphere by now! |
questor: Russia pioneers its own novel approach to bringing liquids on a plane. |
Lanzman: Pinnochio's older sister. Needless to say, she tells a *lot* of lies. |
Generik: You must be *this tall* to ride the Tit-O-Whirl at Dollywood. |
JoeCrow: Ready, LACTATE. Wait, I'm wax. |
starkbalmy: *recorded voice* "Halt. This is a bust. Halt. This is a bust. Halt. This is a bust. Halt..." |
nastinkers: Not ALL of the side effects of the Chernobyl disaster were bad... |
lil_amish: What it'll look like when the combined boobage of Dolly Parton, Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole form their own "coalition of the willing" and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! |
flavio: Be sure and visit the Dolly Partonstroika shop when visiting beautiful downtown Moscow! |
gleeb: They must be near a school and want to give the kids a place to shelter when it rains. |
chilwil: Dollies on a Dolly. Thank goodness. I was gettin' tired of motherf**king snakes on a motherf**king plane! |
Jacksinn: Huge... tracts of land! Available just outside Moscow for a song! |
WEIRD_1: If a Wooden Indian is used to sell Cigars, the only question I have at this store is... $50, same as downtown? |
JurassicPork: By God, I think after THIS procedure, Katherine Harris just may beat Bill Nelson, after all! |
Nyssa23: "The closest Maxi Mounds will ever get to Madame Tussaud's." |
ArtMystery: Ever since Mary Carey lost her bid to become California's first porn-star-turned-governor, her official statue has been languishing outside the Porny Politicians R Us souvenir shop on Santa Monica Boulevard. |
MessiahBlue: Mind your own bees'-wax! Or is it triple double-d's wax? |
joe678: "Chesty Morgan?!?! What's she doing here?" "Well, we couldn't find a wooden Indian, so we got a wooden actress instead. Plus, we'll never run out of silicone... Milk! again, and we've sold more DVDs of 'Double Agent 73' this week than we've sold all year!" |
BlueOnBlack: "Variety" scoops the latest H'wood trend: Celebrity Breast Enhancements from Actual Celebrities - Here we see Ashlee Simpson with her new decolletage made from the excised remains of Joan Rivers, Kenny Rogers, Star Jones and her own old nose... |
Beedo: This is what happens when you let teenage boys work in Madame Tussaud's. |
suggs: What seemed like a real clever and fun idea backfired, as Bernie's doorbell was soon ringing on an average of 37,845 times a day. |
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