WILL CAP FOR FOOD #225

Agent_Moldy: Wait, you mean that's all the cleavage she has? Pfft. Amateur.	Mr_Grant: Miss Flotation Device Russia 2006. Will use her title to promote the benefits of neonatal breastfeeding. Her North American goodwill tour of Hooters restaurants will begin soon, with 1% of sales pledged to the Women's Shoulder Pain Research Foundation.	Buffoon: One thing I'll say for Billy Barty... He had a helluva umbrella!
Steve_Reeves: Personal Flotation Devices have come a long way since the old days.	Scypha: If it wasn't for the cement-filled shoes, her helium filled fake breasts would have carried her into the stratosphere by now!	questor: Russia pioneers its own novel approach to bringing liquids on a plane.
Lanzman: Pinnochio's older sister. Needless to say, she tells a *lot* of lies.	Generik: You must be *this tall* to ride the Tit-O-Whirl at Dollywood.	JoeCrow: Ready, LACTATE. Wait, I'm wax.
starkbalmy: *recorded voice* "Halt. This is a bust. Halt. This is a bust. Halt. This is a bust. Halt..."	nastinkers: Not ALL of the side effects of the Chernobyl disaster were bad...	lil_amish: What it'll look like when the combined boobage of Dolly Parton, Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole form their own "coalition of the willing" and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!
flavio: Be sure and visit the Dolly Partonstroika shop when visiting beautiful downtown Moscow!	gleeb: They must be near a school and want to give the kids a place to shelter when it rains.	chilwil: Dollies on a Dolly. Thank goodness. I was gettin' tired of motherf**king snakes on a motherf**king plane!
Jacksinn: Huge... tracts of land! Available just outside Moscow for a song!	WEIRD_1: If a Wooden Indian is used to sell Cigars, the only question I have at this store is... $50, same as downtown?	JurassicPork: By God, I think after THIS procedure, Katherine Harris just may beat Bill Nelson, after all!
Nyssa23: "The closest Maxi Mounds will ever get to Madame Tussaud's."	ArtMystery: Ever since Mary Carey lost her bid to become California's first porn-star-turned-governor, her official statue has been languishing outside the Porny Politicians R Us souvenir shop on Santa Monica Boulevard.	MessiahBlue: Mind your own bees'-wax! Or is it triple double-d's wax?
joe678: "Chesty Morgan?!?! What's she doing here?" "Well, we couldn't find a wooden Indian, so we got a wooden actress instead. Plus, we'll never run out of silicone... Milk! again, and we've sold more DVDs of 'Double Agent 73' this week than we've sold all year!"	BlueOnBlack: "Variety" scoops the latest H'wood trend: Celebrity Breast Enhancements from Actual Celebrities - Here we see Ashlee Simpson with her new decolletage made from the excised remains of Joan Rivers, Kenny Rogers, Star Jones and her own old nose...	Beedo: This is what happens when you let teenage boys work in Madame Tussaud's.
suggs: What seemed like a real clever and fun idea backfired, as Bernie's doorbell was soon ringing on an average of 37,845 times a day.	:	:
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