Agent_Moldy:
[Jon Stewart] "The American Association of Retired Persons, or NAMBLA..." [/Jon Stewart]
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Buffoon:
One kiss, and Billy hopes to find out if the rest of the things it said on the men's room wall about Aunt Mary are true.
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DiscoBoy:
Man those NAGBLA (North American Granny Boy Love Association) meetings are a hoot! Put down the doilies and pass the prune juice -- we're partying tonight!
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suggs:
Mabel, the boy is at it again. Turn off the Barry White.
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Mr_Grant:
Timmy Frandle got up the courage to sneak into the Teachers' Lounge. He was never seen again.
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Scypha:
When young Jimmy accidentally went to the AARP meeting and first saw Edna, he knew he had found his future bride. After a few margaritas, the two kissed and immediately fell in love with each other. Eleven years later, when Jimmy was of legal age, he and Edna got married. They had two lovely children, and thanks to Edna's previous marriages, eleven grandchildren.
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Lanzman:
Gladys finally got one up on her sisters when she was the first to marry one of the New Kids on the Block.
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Steve_Reeves:
Deuce Bigalow - The Early Years, tonight on YSMT...
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nbutlerdidit:
"Jerry Lee Lewis' confusion about age differences started very early in life -- but the little girls understand."
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questor:
This is the creepiest Girls Gone Wild video ever!
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Generik:
To earn money for comic books and sodas, Ralphie mowed lawns, washed cars, delivered newspapers and did a little light gigoloing on the side.
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lil_amish:
On the season premiere of HBO's Big Love, a young polygamy-minded Mormon boy marries his Gramma AND her two friends!
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cambria36:
Gertrude loved showing off her grandson's sizeable shalonky to the members of the Retired Ladies' Garment Workers during their weekly bridge parties.
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UnReality:
Proving what Alex Trebec has been saying for years: denture cream is sexy.
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amycamus:
[HBO producer's voice]: "CANCEL 'Big Love'?!?! What, are you kiddin'? We're just getting STARTED, bubbie!"
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starkbalmy:
Little Stevie was determined to get the lion's share of the inheritance one way or another.
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gleeb:
After that wild night he was always excited by doilies and the scent of cat hair.
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ArtMystery:
After that one eventful night playing tonsil hockey with Grandma Barnes, Grandma Evans and Step-Grandma Wallace, just the smell of Geritol and Maalox was enough to make Timmy get unnaturally excited.
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IMissMST3K:
Junior always knew how to keep Grandma quiet!
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WEIRD_1:
UIMAT, it's not just for parents anymore.
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flavio:
Meanwhile, in the back of the Paul Anka Summer Tour Bus...
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chilwil:
"...Meanwhile, back at Aunt Bee's Brothel For Old Biddies...uh...Sewing Circle, Opie decides to get his pearl knitted."
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Jacksinn:
Jimmy couldn't believe how much more fun kissing Grandma was when she left her dentures in the glass beside her bed.
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Cyberbeast:
"Billy, I told you, you can't make out with Grandma until you finish your homework!"
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JoeCrow:
Who's yer granddaddy?
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