WILL CAP FOR FOOD #223

Agent_Moldy: "Oh, it's okay. It's not the one that feeds me."	Scypha: Girl: "Damned parents always making me do this, clean that, pick up my toys... I'll show them! Let's see if they like it if I kill myself from a possum bite..." Possum: "Oh, boy! I sure hope she tastes like chicken!"	Steve_Reeves: What the poor possum didn't know was that the little girl was, in fact, an experimental cyborg full of poisonous gas. The possum was dead in seconds.
Buffoon: And so, on that fateful visit to the taxidermy shop, a young Linda Lovelace had an idea that would give her a place in film history.	Lanzman: The very moment when Jane Goodall decided that chimpanzees would be a better study subject than possums.	questor: That's right Mr. Foamy, the future is full of possumbilities.
Nbutlerdidit: "Tonight on AMC: The Little Rascals present Frank Herbert's DUNE! with Darlene as Mah'Dweeb. Beware: The new 'Gom Jabar' sequence will chill you."	DiscoBoy: Coming up on the next "Meerkat Manor"... CHAOS AND DEATH!!!!!	Generik: Young Courteney Cox in her first role as The Possum Whisperer.
suggs: Now with new "Action-Maw" grip!	starkbalmy: "We have met the enemy and he is- OUCH!!!"	cambria36: We now call little Susan "Lefty."
Racerex: As a child, Wonder Woman eschewed the usual puppies, kittens, goldfish and turtles for pets that offered her more of a challenge.	Amon: Try as she might, Barbara was unable to frighten Lydia enough to get her family to leave.	JurassicPork: 1985: When she asked for a raise in her allowance, Chelsea Clinton began to dimly suspect why the right wingers were calling her mother a shrew.
ArtMystery: Long before she became a Dame, a young Edna Everage has a life-changing moment.	WEIRD_1: If that kid puts me where she put the hamster I'm going to bite her hand off.	Nyssa23: "That's all for this week's 'Taxidermy for Kids.'"
MessiahBlue: The difference between "playing possum" and "playing with possum."	nashtbrutusandshort: Crafty for her age, Betty Sue realized that she could get out of musical chairs by faking an injury -- but she didn't count on RABIES.	UpSky2: If you think THAT's awesome of Mr. Small Bite here, you're wrong wrong wrong. He can throw beer in people's faces too!
FLAMINGSQUIRREL23: "Not long after Betsy got her pet possum, Jimbo's Possum Emporium closed for good."	lil_amish: Farm Kids learn early on that there is a right way and a WRONG way to milk a possum.	gleeb: Little Sian Phillips practices the Gom Jabbar on herself.
Daleman: "You bite my hand and I snap your neck. It’s your move Skipper."	IMissMST3K: That stamp allowing you back into Disneyland is really a lot harsher than I remember...	chilwil: "You know the drill, Mommy. New Barbies or Pogo here gets me another free trip to Child Protective Services."
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