WILL CAP FOR FOOD #222


Agent_Moldy:
Queer Togs for the Straight Dog


Steve_Reeves:
The cowboy from The Village People has really let himself go to the dogs.


Scypha:
During the parade, the dog was secretly plotting revenge on his master. For being dressed like a drag queen, he was thinking about pooping in her shoes for the umpteenth time. To temporarily satisfy his revenge tendencies, he nips his master's ankles.


BlueOnBlack:
What neo-cons fear will happen when gays marry...


wd40:
"The Shadow of the Vulture waited patiently for the demise of the little weiner doggie at the hands of the Fashion Fox Paw Death Squad."


Lanzman:
And yet, strangely, no-one ever noticed the brave little wiener dog's bold self-expression.


nbutlerdidit:
Paris Hilton's new clothing line for dogs -- K-9 Pinkeye.


questor:
George Michael's cruising has gotten out of hand.


Daleman:
Between Memorial Day and Labor Day black leather chaps outside is just so passť.


Generik:
"Gosh, Senator Santorum, you really like your dog, don't you? I mean you really, really like your dog. Don't you?"


nashtbrutusandshort:
"But when the band began work on its follow-up album, *Dachshund in Pink Assless Chaps,* it soon became clear that the drugs were taking their toll. When *Behind the Music* continues."


JoeCrow:
Now with WINGS.


Nyssa23:
"Big Gay Al's first Gay Pet Pride Parade."


CaveDweller:
You can really say disco's dead when the Leather Guy from The Village People needs a seeing eye dog!


WEIRD_1:
Tinkerbell learned to dress trashy at the leash of Paris Hilton.


MessiahBlue:
Git along, little doggy!


starkbalmy:
You know what really chaps my hide? Oh, wait, I guess you do. Never mind.


Racerex:
Sir Elton John insists that his pets be always "ready for action" -- if you, err, get my drift.


Jacksinn:
That's nothing. You should see the transvestite pot-bellied pig two blocks over.


cambria36:
It's true: Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.


gleeb:
Never has the Call of the Wild been so faintly heard.


ArtMystery:
Chap-a-quit-it.


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