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 Agent_Moldy: Lex Luthor unveils his new line of baby doll pajamas at Fashion Week. |
BlueOnBlack: And now, Jean-Paul Gaultier gives us a sneak peek at Bjork's VH1 Music Awards outfit... |
suggs: As a velocity reduction suit for aviators who bail out, Chuck's idea was a bust, but for Mrs Chuck it was a success, because they got him out of the house. |
wd40: "What can I say, I was walking through the woods and I'm just a natural babe magnet!" |
Geier: When Ted asked Irene if she wanted to see him in his "Birthday Suit"...well...this really wasn't what she expected. |
Steve_Reeves: Anne Geddes will stop at nothing to exploit sleeping babies, will she? |
Mr_Grant: Due to a mishap involving a business trip, a $1.99 well drinks special, the back seat of a 2004 Lincoln Town Car, and an improperly shielded hospital MRI scanner, Rev. James Dobson discovers that he is now able to cut females out of the entire procreation equation. |
Lanzman: My caption for this week - See, that's the *real* difference. There's no way in hell you could do that with bowling balls! |
questor: Honey have you seen my new baby clothes? |
TurkeyVolGuessingMan: Performance artist/Director Matthew Barney made sure no one made fun of his date, Bjork's outfit when he arrived for the Seattle Film Festival premiere of their collaboration, "Drawing Restraint 9" |
Daleman: Steve Martin in "Cheaper by the Gross" opens this fall. |
KINGDINOSAUR: Arthur soon learned the folly of making requests of a Genie. "'Turn me into a babe magnet'. What the hell was I thinking?" |
Generik: Eventually Mr. Microphone came to regret all those times he'd shouted out, "Hey, baby, we'll be back to pick you up later!" |
Motis: No question about it, the dude's a babe magnet. |
starkbalmy: Dolly the cloned sheep was one thing, but Dolly the Human Clone was... well, let's just say disturbing, and go back to the drawing board on this one, shall we? |
amycamus: "Um, honey?...can I talk to you about that new male fertility drug you asked me to take? You know, the one that's supposed to cause EVERY sperm cell to connect to the egg?..." |
Jacksinn: If you think that's bad, you should see the suit he wears on his birthday! |
lil_amish: One of the X-Men Comics' less-successful villians, BabyMagneto never really found an audience. |
ArtMystery: "Like the outfit? I got it at the Doll-er Store." |
Racerex: Knowing that Superman would never strike an infant, Lex Luthor creates a special suit that will render him nearly invulnerable. |
WEIRD_1: K-Fed watches the kids. |
cambria36: Even after Elvis died AND shaved his head, the dolls still stayed "Stuck, Stuck Like Glue" to him. |
gleeb: Now I know why his babysitting rates were so reasonable. |
AAAron333: "Newsflash: Dateline, Kennedy Space Center...NASA unveils its latest spacesuit. Everyone knows, of course, that astronauts are 'babe' magnets." |
empressv: oOFreakin' Genies and their freakin' "careful what you wish for" pranks...Oo This is *not* what I meant when I wished to be a Babe Magnet! |
chilwil: So... that's what a babe magnet looks like. |
nastinkers: No matter how much he exercises, Harold just can't get rid of his baby fat! |
Mustang: "Babe Magnet" |
MessiahBlue: Marvel comics newest character: 3rd term abortion man! |
Beedo: Phil rued the day he wished the genie would make him a "Babe Magnet." |
IMissMST3K: "I don't CARE if there's DNA -- you can't prove I'm the father!" (Kobe Bryant) |
nashtbrutusandshort: What the fall line at *A Modest Proposal: A Clothier for Men* lacked in elegance, it made up for in commitment to a thesis. |
Ragbot: "...Ironically, He chose the name 'Babyface' as his alter ego... Go figure." |
NameBrand: When Harold emerged from the boat looking like this, he was immediately banned for life from ever going on the "It's A Small World" ride at Disneyland again. |
TyranosaurisRex: "My name is Talking Tina and I don't want to be the crotch anymore." |
Nyssa23: "This is Kevin Federline for the National Condom Council. Guys, don't make the same mistakes I did! Remember what the National Condom Council says, 'wrap it or don't tap it.' Thank you and goodnight." |
flavio: Valet of The Dolls. |
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