Webmaster's note: Generally, I will censor some words, just in case the kiddies are checking out the site. Sure, they're going to learn the bad words eventually, but they don't necessarily need to learn them all from my site. I tend to stick with the more 'taboo' swear words, like the 'f' word in chilwil's caption, for example. However, for some reason, if I leave the 'p' word in nastinker's caption spelled out, this page will not load. I can spell out the 'f' word and there's no problem, but that 'p' word is wreaking havoc. *shrug* I don't quite get it, either. Nevertheless, it's been censored, so as not to anger the page loading gods, but call me crazy, I'm guessing you can figure out what it's supposed to be. So that's what's up with that, in case you -- and by 'you', I mean you -- were wondering. Peace, love, and warm fuzzies, everyone.


Call me crazy, but I'm thinkin' when a cardboard monkey is the most normal thing in your dreams, well, maybe it's time to cut back on the meth a little. Hey, I'm just sayin'...

Personally, I hate the new TGIFriday urinals.

Clarence, Ray or Earl always won the "Disguise Your Penis" contest at the Elks Lodge, #812, Oconomowoc, Wisconsin chapter bonanza and pot-luck dinner.

"Avengers Assem . . . ahhh, who are we kidding . . . "

(Guy on left) "How come I'm always the one who has to bu** fu** the lion? He's got splinters!"
(Guy on right) "Shut up! You're lucky we even invite you over to play! Right, son?"
(Guy in middle) "Right, Dad!"

What, Wayne wouldn't stand behind a smirking chipanzee?

C. S. Lewis went through a lot of storyboarding before finally deciding on the title for the first Chronicles of Narnia book.

The Bush Backyard Cabinet was rarely seen outside of Crawford, Texas -- although the cutout of Karl Rove was occasionally seen doing double-duty at a few County Fair midways throughout Louisiana and Arkansas.

The LAPD's new riot shields have been designed with the department's kid-friendly image firmly in mind.

These new Ringling Brothers-brand port-a-potties leave a lot to be desired.

The lamest production of The Lion King ever. EVER.

Welcome to Cirque de So Plump.

The King of beasts, Bozo the clown, and all their friends were no match for the renowned Tholian web.

The New Politically Correct Three Stooges.

In the original draft of Ray Bradbury's story, "The Veldt," Shel Silverstein, Curly Howard and Dwight Eisenhower enter the African plain as you've never seen them before!

Training continues unabated at the al Qaeda training camp for carney insurgents.

Local Members of the VFW present these uncanny likenesses as a tribute to the Bush Administration. Pictured from left to right: Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Don Rumsfeld and President Bush.

Scheherezade's 1002nd Arabian Night was actually a late afternoon barbecue with her cousin Frank, his pal Bobby, her uncle Marvin and a young George Bush.

Local chapter #274, League of Guys Banned from the Playground.

Rare footage of a scrapped movie in the "Bonzo" series, "Bonzo Meets The Pep Boys, Manny Moe and Jack"

Poor little MonkeyDuck. Not even cool enough to hang with the Platypii. And certainly not popular enough to be ridden by 50 year old sweaty men. Poor little MonkeyDuck. No one gives a f**k.

"My mom always warned me that there might be strange men lurking behind amusement park trash cans."

Wow. Grand Funk Railroad has NOT aged well.

Clark Howard, Curly Howard, Frank Howard, and Howard "Watch that little monkey run!" Cosell in "Ma and Pa Kettle Get Stuck in the Bathtub!" It's another Tea Time Movie, brought to you by Bosco! o/~"I love Bosco! That's the drink for me! Mama puts it in my..." o/~

Local p*dophiles show off their spoils from the auction of Neverland Ranch.

From L to R: “Gggrrrr”
“I’ll tell your fortune for a buck.”
“Chuckle, chuckle, hoo, ha!”
“Don’t worry, my feces is made out of particle board too.”

The only childhood nightmare they forgot was the one where 1,000 penguins are chasing me.

"Steve, this is the worst Merry-Go-Round I've ever been on!" "This isn't a Merry-Go-Round. It's a Merry-Go-Nowhere." "Oh. Well, in that case, it's the best Merry-Go-Nowhere I've ever been on." "Thanks, Mike!" "That's not a compliment, Steve."

For Unlawful Carny Knowledge.

The people in my head are holding their annual sale of the Nightmare Fuel that tends to clutter up my brain.

Sale starts Saturday
All sales final
Everything must go.

All money goes to steam clean the capper eGroup
Buy early and often.