WILL CAP FOR FOOD #211


Agent_Moldy:
"We call upon the spirits to -- wait, hold up, hold up. Dammit, I gots the macrame ear again!


suggs:
Mmmmmmmmm… nuu-gat.


Steve_Reeves:
"What? What??? What????? WHAAAAAAATT??????? Damnit, Spirits, speak up I can hardly hear you!"


wd40:
"Sorry, I can't hear you, I have a banana pudding in my ear."


Buffoon:
"...and nobody goes home with their own spouse, okay? Now put your keys into the... wait a minute! I think I lost an earring! Nobody move their feet!"


questor:
I hate when my thought bubble bursts.


Lanzman:
Of course, once Edna realized that she could put a cup of coffee under her ear, Espresso was born.


DiscoBoy:
Listening to Kevin Federline's music will do that.


Daleman:
Welcome to the Pete Townsend Ear Disorder Center, will that be cash or gross ticket sales from your next tour?


Generik:
Though the proof was somewhat delayed in coming, Helen proved to her friends without a doubt that you actually CAN screw your brains out.


FryGirl:
Another attempt by seance to reach the Most Exalted Spirit of Earwax Removal ends in success.


Motis:
Communing with the dead and communicating with alien intelligences and housepets; using quartz crystal and pyramids in healing; conducting sacred ceremonies; rolfing; the cultivation of mental telepathy, psychokinesis, clairvoyance, etc.; the secret to these and many other New Age pursuits is simple: Listen to your heart until your brain throws up.


flavio:
Grandma Mertle communicates from the great beyond using intricate doily patterns which are channeled through the medium's ear. Quite often they are recipes for Apple Pan Dowdy or Tuna Hot Dish.


Beedo:
Yes, folks, it IS possible to eat Cheez Whiz until it comes out of your ears.


cambria36:
I didn't need a seance to realize that Wanda has a horrible case of ear-wax but thanks to the warmer weather, it's beginning to melt.


WEIRD_1:
Extreme Earring Makeover: Doily Edition


gleeb:
On closer examination, the "ectoplasm" proved to be 30 years' buildup of earwax.


MessiahBlue:
KEITH RICHARDS TAKES "LET IT BLEED" TOO SERIOUSLY!


nastinkers:
Apparently one of the spirits only communicates by Silly-String.


ArtMystery:
Georgia O'Keefe attempts to pollinate with Peet Mondrian and Jackson Pollock.


nashtbrutusandshort:
Although she was always beset with suitors, Jane began to wonder whether they loved her for herself -- or for her ability to secrete Cheez Whiz from her ear canals.


Racerex:
Jess wasn't joking when he said he made his chili so hot it would melt your brains.


starkbalmy:
Little Miss Mayance held a seance, spilling out curds and whey...


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