WILL CAP FOR FOOD #210


Agent_Moldy:
"Take the next chorus, girls!"
o/...I wanna f**k you like an animal... I wanna feel you from the inside...o/
Steve_Reeves:
Stevie Ray Vaughan - The Early Years, tonight on YSMT!
Mr_Grant:
"HELLO LANCASTER PENNSYLVANIA!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?"


bugwber:
Barry Manilow's back-up band prepares for another performance. 2,209 more and they'll earn their freedom.
questor:
And don't miss the band's evening performance of "Nearer my God to Thee"
Lanzman:
The Chernobyl String Quartet prepares to entertain another eager crowd.


Buffoon:
"Sorry, we don't know any Lynyrd Skynyrd. Would a kick-ass rendition of 'Iron Man' do?"
DiscoBoy:
Life sucked before hip-hop was invented.
Daleman:
The Knutson family was going places. Their music and stage presence was loved universally. However, one hand gesture by Rolf during a performance was misinterpreted by Ed Sullivan and their career came to a screeching halt.


Generik:
It wasn't until they added the violin that the group Kansas really took off.
suggs:
Ve vill rock zem likes ze hurricane, ja? Ja ja!
Ash_Skywalker:
Anthropologists uncover a never-before-seen picture of the Von Trapp Family.


flavio:
"C'mon gang let's show that Morrisey A-hole how to brood!"
ArtMystery:
Though they never reached the acclaim of their peers like Blind Faith and Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, the group Bob's Your Uncle, composed of former members of the groups Pentangle, Fairport Convention, Starcastle and Gentle Giant, was a legitimate Supergroup in its day.
cambria36:
Thank God television came along when it did.


BlakHat1:
...and when the Aristocrats hit the stage, Bluegrass would never be the same!
UnReality:
"Freebird!"
starkbalmy:
Ultimately, Ernie Kovac chose the more exotic and esoteric Nairobi Trio for the musical segments of his pioneering show.


WEIRD_1:
The creepy family next door invites you to a presentation of the best of Iron Maiden, next Friday at 7:00. Bring your own chairs and fruit to toss on stage.
Ragbot:
"Dateline - Columbus, Ohio: Victorian Punk Band Lead Guilutist gets bad rap for crushing dog"
gleeb:
They specialize in the folk music of imaginary countries.


TyranosaurisRex:
Pa Knutzen discovers the perfect way to keep the Knutzen family pooch from howling when they're pickin' and grinin'.
NameBrand:
It wasn't so much Ma Knutsen's strangely-shaped head that ended up turning audiences against the Knutsen String Quartet, it was more viloinist/first daughter Esmerelda's excessive and unruly thatch of pubic hair spilling all over the stage that did it.
MadamNoName:
What, you thought Prince did the penile-inspired guitar and assless pants first?


nastinkers:
Their cousins must be the woodwind section.
lil_amish:
It has finally been proven that musical talent is at least partially genetic. But, really, no one could have ever predicted that the result of this gene pool would eventually be responsible for David Gilmour, and, by association, "Shine On, You Crazy Diamond."
nashtbrutusandshort:
The dour Knutsen family quickly got tired of photographers saying things like "C'mon, smile! Why so fretful?" -- almost as tired as they got of stoned guys traveling back in time to their concerts and shouting out "Whipping Post!" and "Freebird!"


MessiahBlue:
THE SCHICKLEGRUBER FOUR, in which little Adolph was forced to wear a dress and play the littlest instrument in the band.
ABServo:
An early photo of the Italian immigrants "La Famiglia Partriggio".
Jacksinn:
The Kronos, Destroyer of the Universe Quartet.


JurassicPork:
The Knudsen family boasted about being the only family in Minnesota with instruments designed by Dr. Seuss.
ArchHallJr:
Yet another laudanum-fueled Gay 90's band that never amounted to anything.
joe678:
o/' "Oh, pilot of the storm who leaves no trace, like thoughts inside a dream
Heed the path that led me to that place, yellow desert stream
My Shangri-la beneath the summer moon, I will return again
Sure as the dust that floats high and true, when moving through Kashmir" o/'

Mellotron solo by Robert Frippowski (not depicted)


Racerex:
Pop-culture historians have discovered that the modern teen battle-cry of "Sex, Drugs & Rock-&-Roll" was actually adapted from the phrase "Fornication, Laudanum & Parlor-Songs," which was the motto of the hot 1902 combo, Derringers & Posies (pictured above).
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