WILL CAP FOR FOOD #209
 Agent_Moldy: "Silly billies! Everyone KNOWS Catalonia is a former principality that's now an autonomous community! |
suggs: You bet your sweet bippy, they’re real! |
Buffoon: Okay, maybe I'm just an optimist, but I think we need to be thankful that we didn't get the front view. |
Reynard_T_Fox: Generik Remembers. "Yep, I was a lot less gray back then." |
DiscoBoy: Oh my god! That's horrible! I'll never sleep again after having this travesty burned into my eyeballs. I need to be disinfected and so does my family for the next seven generations, thanks to this foul, corrupting image. I mean, c'mon... Catalonia is so *NOT* a nation! That's blasphemy! |
questor: Why yes Moldette, I did bring the butter... (Webmaster's note: That... that's just wrong... Now if you'll excuse me, I must go toss my cookies.) |
Steve_Reeves: Norm Abrams proves once and for all that a good..."foundation", if you will...is important in building a strong...anything... |
Lanzman: Well I'll be dipped. Dom DeLouise finally got that weight problem under control. Good on him! |
bugwber: Visual representation of the "great divide" between Catalonia and Touristisaland... |
CindyM: Robin Williams’ first try at his Mrs. Doubtfire costume left little to the imagination, and much to be desired! Like PANTS. |
tinaw: Only one person was against this scene being cut from the theater release of Syriana. |
Generik: Bunzapoppin' in the Nation of Catalonia! |
FryGirl: Catalonia is a nation, and that guy's ass has its own Congressman. |
cambria36: "Berkeley needs to adopt a new policy: Don't ask; don't tell; and don't show your skanky ass to the general public." |
ArchHallJr: And catatonia is a state. (Thanks, picture, for bringing me there.) |
Blakhat1: Wait... I thought Catalonia was a salad dressing! (You thought I was gonna comment about the guy's overly acid-washed jeans aren't you? Well I'm not. :P) |
Beckett: MAN! That was some storm. |
ArtMystery: Cheeky bastard. |
Ragbot: "Next on Catalonia TV - Dizzy Duques goes to town on 'El Duques de Hazzardo'!..." |
Ash_Skywalker: Sweet cheeks gone sour. |
Jacksinn: "Sir, before you wear those shorts again, I would advise you to sit for twenty minutes in a bowl full of Nair. Thank you very much." |
MadamNoName: "Ya wanna know what really burns my --" "NO! |
JurassicPork: Catalonia is a nation... made up of grade school-aged Daisy Dukes trapped in the bodies of stocky, hirsute maniacs and other human emetics. |
starkbalmy: "Nice comb-over, pal." |
WEIRD_1: This is what happens when Joe buys shorts half-off on E-BAY. |
gleeb: Taking a lesson from the Catalonians, his buttocks have formed an autonomous region independent of his shorts. |
ABServo: Another Nair commercial gone horribly wrong!! |
UpSky2: Catalonia is a nation, those are Daisy Dukes - and I'm a pacifistic rhinoceros, strychnine will settle your stomach nicely, George Bush won by a landslide, and Jessica Simpson's an old hag already. |
Nyssa23: "And catatonia is a state. Namely, the state I'm in after seeing this picture." |
nashtbrutusandshort: "Dear Professor Krugman: I'm sure you thought that all these photos had been secured and destroyed, but you were wrong. Now that you know that we have them, well, you know what to do -- and if not, I'm sure that Senator McCain or your Times colleague Mr. Brooks can tell you. Signed, Karl Rove." |
TyranosaurisRex: "Is there a place around here that sells bikini wax in 55 gallon drums?" |
KIPPAGE: Meanwhile, Ness and His Men use Joe Crow as bait to Catch Fingers Mcleoy, Better known as "The Diddler". |
Zee: We actually got off lucky -- last week in honor of 144b he had his short-shorts at half-mast. |
nastinkers: Menopause hit Daisy hard! |
joe678: The nation of Catalonia, in retrospect, regretted the decision to hire Joe Eszterhaus as their tourism spokesperson, and the decision to use "Cheek to Cheek" as the background music for the ad. |
Daleman: [Singing] I'm... Too sexy for my shirt, too sexy by far. I'm... Too big for my shorts, too large by far. I'm... Too hairy for San Francisco, too hairy for an ape. |
NameBrand: His asking me for directions didn't bother me so much -- it was when he inquired where he might find "a nice set of bun-warmers" that I objected. |
Racerex: Cover for the never-released 1984 album, "Pavarotti Sings Peter Allen." |
Geier: Friends don't let friends...uh...do that. ...ANY of it. Ever. |
KINGDINOSAUR: Ad campaign slogans for the new line of "David Dukes" jean shorts: ° Quantals never goes out of style. Nazis. Original jeans. Original people. ° Nothing comes between me and my Calvinism. ° Behind The Scenes Since 1866. General Lee. The jeans that split America. ° Bigot Wrangler. There's a bit of the Worst in all of us. ° Mockers Jeans. It's hard to be nice if you don't feel comfortable. ° 'Turn the other cheek' my ass! ° Good for hanging around or just hanging. |
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