WILL CAP FOR FOOD #208
Dedicated this week to Bert "144b" Tilley, a.k.a. "Uncle Bert", who passed away on February 20, 2006.
He is missed terribly.
 Agent_Moldy: And just like that, the chick and the lamb were all but forgotten as Easter mascots. |
Steve_Reeves: "Hey, baby! Wanna touch my egg?" |
suggs: The future is in your hands! Join the Overseer's Nursery Corps today! |
Buffoon: "I want to thank you for this opportunity. I mean, I never KNEW they used live models when they did the storyboards for animated films! My parents will be SO proud to know that I worked on the sequel to Bam... Um... Mr. Disney? Why are you dressed up in that Thumper costume?" (and thus, the whole "furry" sex fetish was begun.) |
questor: Hi there sugar tail. Wanna split some hare? |
Lanzman: "Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but . . . " |
KINGDINOSAUR: South Dakota issues a protective order on all ovum-derived food products. All embryonic forms will now be mandated to the care and custody of angora-clad midwives until brought to term. In addition, the phrase "You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs" has been rewritten to read "You can't make an omelet you murderous, degenerate bastard! Go shoot your food like a real man!" |
bugwber: "If you only knew what I went through to get this... you would never eat another chocolate east egg again." |
Mr_Grant: Guess which Teletubby is in next month's edition of Maxim? |
Daleman: Here’s the reason the Energizer bunny can keep going and going. |
flavio: Coming to a theater near you! The Island of Dr. Moreau II (Ladies Night). Directed by Hugh Hefner and The Indigo Girls. |
UnReality: Elmer Fudd's illegitimate daughter. |
Racerex: Even though no one could explain how useful the power to lay giant eggs would be in fighting crime and super-villains, all the male members of the Justice League of America voted that, yes, "Rabbit Lass" should be allowed to join as soon as possible. |
cambria36: "You think that's something? You oughta see her ovaries. She has to carry them around in an old Samsonite suitcase." |
BlakHat1: "Dude, I met this AWESOME chick at the Flaming Lips concert!" |
ArtMystery: Birth of the Furry Movement. |
JoeCrow: The "Do it Yourself home PlayBoy Bunny kit" was a "bust." |
Zee: House of 1000 Corpses 2: The Melon's Story |
kilroy105: Dear Victoria's Secret... please cease and desist your current Easter campaign. Sincerely, Faberge. |
UpSky2: An advertising-and-PR company submitted this to Ray Chapman Andrews, when he needed his discovery of dinosaur eggs in the Gobi Desert popularized. Needless to say, he didn't pay them for it. |
starkbalmy: Something about those big chocolate eggs just make Samantha want to f*ck like a bunny. |
gleeb: You didn't think Furry Porn was anything new, did you? |
Beedo: Dammit, Generik, when I told you I wanted pictures of Bunny Girls, this is NOT what I meant! |
nastinkers: Her personal ad reads: SWFB (bunny) has egg, seeks fertilization. |
WEIRD_1: Look Mr. B Natural, when the critics said your act laid an egg it was just a figure of speech. |
Nyssa23: "From Cap'n Wacky's House of Pin-Ups." |
JurassicPork: Personally, I never liked Rolling Rock's Easter brew. |
joe678: "Oh, Clark! I'm a fuzzy little bunny! Would you like to come fertilize my egg.....CLARK! What are you doing with William Haines??? Oh my God......." |
Generik: Nine months later, a pipe-smoking, pajama-clad Hef pecked his way out of the shell, and the rest was history. |
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