WILL CAP FOR FOOD #207

Agent_Moldy: o/Onnnne red balloon Sitting on my weary head Man, this party's really lame I think I'll drink until I'm dead...o/	suggs: The Boozie Balloon Head Assist system will keep you drinking for hours and hours after you would normally have passed out! The Boozie Balloon... by RONCO!	Steve_Reeves: Marsha wasn't sure why but even after only one sip of wine she was feeling light-headed.
Lanzman: One glass of wine and Judy is lightheaded for hours.	Blinker: "At Honest John's Discount Chiropractic Bazaar, we offer a range of scoliosis remedies to suit any budget!"	bugwber: Having already "outed" himself late last year, George Takei says fuck it and goes out in drag.
Buffoon: .oO Where's that guy Erik was going to introduce me to? He was probably a Buffoon anyway.	Mr_Grant: Introducing "Merlot," the newest Teletubby.	Generik: Every day of her life, Elizabeth Montgolfier regretted being the great-granddaughter of the man who invented the hot air balloon. She drank to excess to ease the pain.
JurassicPork: When we think, the rest of us get light bulbs. Bubble brains get balloons.	Zee: Takeshi Miike's bloody remake of "The Red Balloon" pleased few critics.	Motis: WARNING: DOES NOT ENABLE WEARER TO FLY
IMissMST3K: Edna was always a step behind, even in her club of Alien Conspiracy Believers. She just never got the concept of "aluminum hats," preferring the more ethereal effects of a balloon hat. "Besides," she was quoted as saying, "the static helps my hair stay festive when I'm feeling a little more... spikey!"	TyranosaurisRex: "I don't know why, but Neuchatel Pink Catawba always makes me feel light headed."	ArtMystery: Karen Finley isn't even trying any more.
Racerex: You would think that someone like I. M. Pei would be a lot cooler at parties.	BlakHat1: When the winery only serves you a sip at a time, you need alternate methods of getting "light-headed".	Jacksinn: Surrounded by old men, Judy didn't know what to do. Then an idea floated into her head. "I know," she thought, "I'll get really, really drunk, and maybe one of them will start to look good to me by the time the bar closes."
cambria36: Drinking Thunderbird wine can cause one to have "cheap-apnia" to such a degree as to force the drinker to have to use a breathing bag at night.	starkbalmy: Keep all your important memories and inhibitions safe while you drink with the new, easy to use Add-A-Brain™! Comes in aqua, rust, goldenrod and hot pink!	DiscoBoy: Talk about an airhead...
gleeb: Glass empty? Then cut the string and send up the balloon to summon the waiter!	nastinkers: I'm getting a little light-headed... Is it the wine or the balloon?	chilwil: Next on Jerry Springer: Alcoholic Invertebrates. What Won't They Do For Another Drink???
WEIRD_1: You know you have had too much to drink when ... You need a helium balloon to hold your head up to take another drink.	Beedo: Marge Wiederspahn, inventor of the Thought Balloon.	Daleman: Wine tasting night at Clown College.
AAAron333: 'Sad story: After a freak pogo stick accident left her paralyzed from the neck up, this is now the only way poor Miriam can enjoy a good Merlot. Even sadder: Seconds after this photo was taken, the Merlot ended up all over the front of Miriam's lovely sweater, due to the fact that she is paralyzed from the neck up and can no longer swallow.'	flavio: Look at Wilson over there, yammering on and on -- "Oooh looka me, it's my birthday and I'm old. Have pity on me, blah blah blah." I'll kill him last.	questor: The concept of live action cartoons was good, unfortunately the "thought balloons" were going to need cleaned up in post production.
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