WILL CAP FOR FOOD #204


Agent_Moldy:
See, this is why you don't buy your kid an Oompa Loompa from Willy Wanker.


Steve_Reeves:
The Teletubbie nobody likes to talk about...Kinky.


Mr_Grant:
"...urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads. Um, you haven't worn a stillsuit before, have you?"


KINGDINOSAUR:
Coming soon from Ted V. Mikels: Vlad the Deer Tick! The movie is about the life of a flamboyant binge drinking vampire and his overwhelming appetite for blood with a dash of Lyme.


questor:
The bad news is that he's waaay too creepy to take home to Mom. The good news is that he can do his own 7 10 split.


Lanzman:
Wrecko the human wrecking ball has fallen on hard times and needs your help. Send your money to "Demolition Charities Ltd".


DiscoBoy:
Blimp Gimp ain't no limp wimp. Glimpse him pimp nymphs, chimps and imps.


bugwber:
Willy Wonka later decided against releasing the "dinner in a stick of gum" with the chocolate pudding dessert.


Geier:
Ever-vigilent, The Pustule (tm) eternally stands ready to SPLAT! crime wherever it raises its ugly head.


Buffoon:
Apparently the "Roseanne Barr in Latex" fetish crowd is big enough to warrant their own line of clothing. Who knew???


wd40:
Shooooooie! I knewed there wuz some junk in dat Micheline Man's gene pool!


Generik:
Harold vowed that if just one more person told him, "Harold, you da BOMB!" he would, well, explode.


FLAMINGSQUIRREL23:
"REMEMBER kids, when wearing latex bondage suits, don't load up on beans the night before!"


nashtbrutusandshort:
"Maybe mom was right. Maybe I *am* the worst inflatable sex doll designer ever."


suggs:
Although he dearly loved it, Barry always wondered if his 'screen used' New Order: True Faith video costume might be a fake.


starkbalmy:
o/` Pregnant Spider-Man, Pregnant Spider-Man, does whatever a pregnant spider can... o/`


WEIRD_1:
This just in... The SuperBowl ad featuring the Pregnant "Black M & M" was voted the worst of the SuperBowl ads. A spokes "M" from the company has responded by pulling the ad from the ProBowl.


TreeRat:
Mister Blackwell anounced his "Worst Dressed" list for the Superbowl. Topping the list this year was Michael Jackson in this stunning number, an original design.


ArtMystery:
The unusually small scale and blatant sexuality of Christo's "Homage to Dick Weber" made this one of his least popular -- and least-known -- works ever.


Motis:
Monsieur Cousteau's extreme flatulence was the subject of many a joke amongst the crew.


Chebby:
Edith's attempts at getting laid via the inflatable doll market were met with contempt from her husband Al, who by chance had a doll or two of his own in the basement footlocker. Edith's touted sale point was she was self cleaning. Al didn't buy into that, but did suggest using flippers and instead selling the outfit as a seal for the beastiality challenged.


TyranosaurisRex:
Quote from "Sea Hunt", the movie, starring Lloyd Bridges.

"I guess I picked the wrong day to stop using Beano."


flavio:
Hi, I'm Darth Vader. This is a picture of me before I called Jenny.


Jacksinn:
The first incarnation of Roly Poly Ollie didn't test well with the pre-teen demographic at all. Not one bit.


UnReality:
From the Jacques Cousteau sex tape.


gleeb:
Nowadays, the Michelin corporate history glosses over Bibendum-in-blackface ads.


chilwil:
Catwoman looks a litter pregnant.


lil_amish:
Looks like Michael Jackson has decided to turn black again.


Racerex:
You wouldn't know it just by looking, but these shy, reclusive undersea creatures taste great when broiled and served with lemon or melted butter. Kids love 'em too!


nastinkers:
Casting call for Super Mario Brothers on Broadway.


Nyssa23:
"Looks like the Gimp's really let himself go!"


Beedo:
The love-child of The Gimp and Poppinfresh.


Blinker:
Blinker: Publicity still from the lost serial, "DOCTOR WHO AND THE ZARBI FAT CAMP OF DEATH"


amycamus:
"What th...? Have YOU been feeding the gimp TOO?" "I thought it was MY job." "It's MY job, idiot."


cambria36:
"On most days, the Vice President remains incognito for security purposes, usually in Karl Rove's "love" pajamas."


NameBrand:
"I swear, that is THE LAST time I go to some event just because they advertise 'free balloons for the kids'!"


Daleman:
Do you really think they could pick me out of a police lineup?


Blakhat1:
Honey, I Blew Up the Gimp!


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