WILL CAP FOR FOOD #203

Agent_Moldy: See, this is why you only let experienced dancers attempt a table dance at a seance. Zuul won't settle for anything less.	suggs: Me next! Me next!	Buffoon: Oh sure, some of those in attendance thought the seance to try and contact the spirit of Nikola Tesla was a success, but Bob thought it was a real pain in the ass.
DiscoBoy: Nikola Tesla gave one mean wedgie...	Reynard_T_Fox: Sheesh. Gen freaks out about that latex picture I sent him, then he turns around and throws tentacle rape in our faces. Can you say "double standard"?	Lanzman: Behold, the power of cheese!
bugwber: Cappers in the 1940s used all sorts of strange wiring configurations to get the freshest screengrabs the fastest.	wd40: "Oh my god, Nicholas has him by his tesla coils! That's gotta hurt!"	144b: It was the first time legendary scientist Niccoli Tesla & The Parker Brother co-produce a game in the late 1890's. Called, Phantasm In The House. The game players were subjected to slight to moderate shocks of electricity from the over head light fixture, made by Louis Comfort Tiffany galleries.
questor: Merciful heavens, this happens every time Henry's colostomy bag leaks onto his IPod.	intelligal: Larry learns the hazards of cheating when playing poker with Jesus.	Generik: Claude Rains is shocked -- shocked! -- to learn that there is gambling going on in Rick and Ilsa's den.
Racerex: Ever since Con Edison initiated its new "Home Reminder Program," the number of electric bill payments arriving after the monthly due date has decreased by 98%.	Meldrick: "You know, Greg, this is not the first time I question the choice of a Portuguese Man of War for a pet."	JoeCrow: I guess it really was 440 3phase.
Jacksinn: Gaston learned the hard way that US and European electrical systems just aren't compatible.	cambria36: "Just our luck... your skydiver son would crash OUR Canasta party."	Zee: Sith Lamps: A short-lived design fad.
ArtMystery: Peeking in at her father and his friends entertaining each other with one outlandish stunt after another, a young Karen Finley vowed that she, too, would be a performance artist non-pareil when she grew up.	WEIRD_1: Looks like things are in full gear at the Tom Cruise couch jumping academy.	gleeb: Say what you like, that Tesla knew how to throw a party.
starkbalmy: "Yes, God works in strange ways, all right, but- Whoa! Mind your head, there, Edna! God's working in stranger ways than usual tonight!"	AAAron333: "It was at that moment that Mr. Houdini thought maybe, just maybe, there was some truth after all to this 'contacting spirits' business."	NameBrand: A 1948 meeting of the fledgling Psychic Friends Network goes seriously awry...
Janx: In this week's episode Mulder and Scully discover electricity is a living, thinking, vengeful entity, whilst the audience discovers we're shit out of ideas.	flavio: A cocktail party at Billy Graham's house goes awry when the uninvited God barges in, proceeds to drink too much sherry and starts "tickling" the guests.	lil_amish: ...and THAT is how they pick a Pope!
Daleman: I really didn’t expect this much excitement at a Mormon party.	nashtbrutusandshort: Emperor Palpatine gets back at the downstairs neighbors for their constant complaints about his stereo.	nastinkers: High-stakes truth or dare.
chilwil: I guess it's true what they say: It's not a party until someone levitates, has their shirt vaporized and pants pulled down by a disco ball, and forked lightning flies out their butt.	:	: