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 Agent_Moldy: "Uhhh, Generik? Yyyeah, um, I know you think this makes you look all feng shui or whatever, but... um..." .oO{And I thought that lobster shirt was a bad sign...} (But I kid the Genster!) |
144lbs.bird: This is the chance you take when you go to a Guatemalan hospital in order to save a few bucks for that plastic surgery. |
Steve_Reeves: George Bush prepares for Trick or Treating... |
BlueOnBlack: Divine, during a quiet night of Cheetos & NetFlix'ing... |
Lanzman: Dow Chemical's new spokesperson was unfortunately not terribly media friendly. She was, however, in high demand for alternate lifestyle events. |
bugwber: Not anywhere NEAR Wessonality... |
wd40: "Okay Dingus, how are you supposed to get to the buffet in those things?" - "I have always relied on the kindness of strangers!" - "You're a sick puppy McGee!" |
Mr_Grant: "Would somebody please, PLEASE turn DOWN the air conditioning!!!???" |
Geier: The rest of The Justice League never could figure out what particular advantage they offered in a fight. But because they were all too uncomfortable and embarrassed to ask, The Udder was ultimately allowed to become a provisional member, junior grade. |
Generik: Here's a tip: When ordering the Deluxe Latex Fun-Time Ladyboy Kit (comes in rust, auburn, ebony, eggshell and taupe), specify one without the optional air bags. Trust me on this one. |
flavio: Mr. Waters will see you now. |
Racerex: Even though no booking agent would touch it with a ten-foot pole, Al just knew that his one-man "Dolly Parton Minstrel Show" would knock 'em dead... |
starkbalmy: It had been Kelly's lifelong dream to someday participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. |
suggs: Although they did prevent injury in front end collisions, Volkswagen decided that using fringe goth scensters to design airbags might not have been such a great idea after all. |
cambria36: "Dolly Parton; after bungee-jumping in extremely sunny Puerto Rico." |
ArtMystery: o/` "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and titty and gaaaaaayyy..." o/` |
lil_amish: Paris Hilton: 2015. |
JurassicPork: Al Jolson's Madonna phase, thankfully, was short-lived. |
gleeb: "I'm from the La Leche League, and I've got an important message for all you pregnant women out there…" |
Nyssa23: "Just one of the scenes you'll see in our new DVD series, 'Oompa Loompas Gone Wild.'" |
nastinkers: Spike TV's answer to Dame Edna. |
UnReality: PUMAT between Ru Paul, Pamela Anderson, and Liberace. |
Zee: Wo-man the torpedoes! |
Jacksinn: Ernest took "gerbiling" just that one step farther by turning his entire body into one big Habitrail. |
Daleman: The boots just ruin the ensemble. |
questor: After Al Roker came out, all he could say was "Where in the world is Matt Lauer?" |
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