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Nyssa23:
Take these down to the drugstore and have them filled.


Reynard:
Boy, Ingmar Bergman did a lot of commercial work back then, didn't he?

"Sometimes I feel...that everyone just wants to take pieces of me away."


Bigstupid:
Thanks Stay-Free!


UnReality:
LOLincolns.com: "Oh hai! My country can haz more perfect union?"


Agent_Moldy:
"I'm red, Jim."


HanoverF:
"You didn't get a happy meal prize? Little whining shit. Here, here's a rock. Try not to hit yourself in the head with it and die."


NOTSAFE:
Martha's two followup songs, "Bouncing off the Bumper" and "Bleeding on the Gurney," were not nearly as popular.


Agent_Moldy:
I wanna see sentient hamburgers!
I wanna see Darrin McGavin 24/7!
I want jokes to be made about my menstrual cycle!

HCC ME!


Occupant:
Whatcha doin', Billy?

Depends. Are you a six-foot talking toothpaste tube?

Yeppers!

Then I must be doin' acid.

Neato!


Bosko:
"Goodness, is it Saturday night? I knew I shouldn't have married a capper."


CrabofDoom:
"My marriage to Nicole fell apart when she hid all the good cookies on the top shelf, where she knows I can't reach 'em. Amazon bitch."


AgentQ:
*deafening bass*

*moon car bobs up and down*