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Nyssa23: Take these down to the drugstore and have them filled. |
Reynard: Boy, Ingmar Bergman did a lot of commercial work back then, didn't he? "Sometimes I feel...that everyone just wants to take pieces of me away." |
Bigstupid: Thanks Stay-Free! |
UnReality: LOLincolns.com: "Oh hai! My country can haz more perfect union?" |
Agent_Moldy: "I'm red, Jim." |
HanoverF: "You didn't get a happy meal prize? Little whining shit. Here, here's a rock. Try not to hit yourself in the head with it and die." |
NOTSAFE: Martha's two followup songs, "Bouncing off the Bumper" and "Bleeding on the Gurney," were not nearly as popular. |
Agent_Moldy: I wanna see sentient hamburgers! I wanna see Darrin McGavin 24/7! I want jokes to be made about my menstrual cycle! HCC ME! |
Occupant: Whatcha doin', Billy? Depends. Are you a six-foot talking toothpaste tube? Yeppers! Then I must be doin' acid. Neato! |
Bosko: "Goodness, is it Saturday night? I knew I shouldn't have married a capper." |
CrabofDoom: "My marriage to Nicole fell apart when she hid all the good cookies on the top shelf, where she knows I can't reach 'em. Amazon bitch." |
AgentQ: *deafening bass* *moon car bobs up and down* |