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AgentQ: "Fire purifies the world. Don't ever forget that." "But don't you think it's dangerous? People could be hurt." "People shmeople." "But you're admitting to a crime on national-" *pulls out fiddle* *plays* |
Agent_Moldy: Flintstones Chokables! |
E_B_A: "Hey... wanna see a dead body?" |
Hippie: Oh, so you're the one who keeps jamming up the incinerator with souls of the damned? Listen, asshole--you rent here. When you want to pay my salary, I'll clean up after your pin-stuck ass, until then... |
Animebabe: Ah, I see they're playing with the "Blow Guys For Cash" expansion pack... pair that with the "Handjobs Behind the Dumpster" modification and you'll totally be able to afford those earrings! |
TurkeyVolGuessingMan: "You think it would be cool to lose your hearing? Whaddaya have, a deaf wish?" |
keogh: "I'll take you, take you to heights of ecstasy, places ripe with tremulous, exotic sensations the like you've never kno...uhm." "Done?" "Uh...yah." "'night, Dad." |
TravisBickle: "Crab of Doom! Quick, little fella! Run and get help." "Kelp?" "Help! I said help!" "Heh, I know. Just funnin'. But I gots other things to take care of. Doo bee doo..." |
Jazzsoda: *ca-chink* *robot springs to life* "HELLO, I AM>>> HEEEY, YOU DIDN'T USE RADIO SHACK BATTERIES IN ME, DID YOU?" "Uh... no." "BULLSHIT> WOOH> I FEEL SICK> I'LL BE LYING DOWN IN THE OTHER ROOM IF YOU NEED ME>" |
Agent_Moldy: Travelocity presents: The Roaming Gnome "I've come to enforce the guarantee, bitch!" *PUNCH-PUNCH-PUNCH* |
Indomitus: ("Refund") |
CrabofDoom: *BURLIVESBOT WILL SEE YOU IN HOLLY JOLLY HELL* |