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flavio:
Prom night automobile accidents of the old west

ArremLowlander:
When in Pomona visit the scenic tomb of the unknown skateboarder

Agent_Moldy:
(Spock) "This tubby bitch here thinks he can kick your ass, Klingon dude. Snooch to the nooch!"

EnochF:
"Let's hear your death-howls, gentlemen. You first, Rodriguez!" "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" "Very good. Talbot?" "Wah!" "Needs improving, Talbot..."

DiscoBoy:
Frat Party, 1348 -- Huge kegs of mead, blasting Benedictine chants out the dorm windows, inviting over the wenches of Sigma Kappa...

edeo:
These kids today with their Montgomery Wards windbreakers

Shaft:
From the makers of Seeing Ear Theater comes Hearing Tongue Playhouse. Lick Here. Mmmmmm, the great taste of Irwin Allen.

BurkeDevlin:
"Kirk, the Council has changed it's position." "You mean you're going to help us?" "No, I mean we're going to stand over here for a while."

questor:
Damn, those Olson kids are fast. Gotta reload.

vlaphor:
"I'm telling you guys, it must have been this wide!!" "That's nice Steve, now please stop telling us about your bowel movements."

Mr_Grant:
...and Ma in her kerchief and I in my cap, SLIPPED UP TO THE KIDS ROOM WITH AN AX, AND BLOOD WAS EVERYWHERE, AND THE NEIGHBORS SAID "OH, HE WAS SO QUIET"...

Artanas:
Its just one sprinkle man, let it go.

TravisBickle:
Stone Cold Raymond Burr, give me a hell yeah and a couple pounds of cheesecake.

NumanEllium:
"This war might have been avoided if only you had taped 'Bionic Woman' for me."

Hinermad:
"And she's buy-uy-ing the stair-air-way, to hea-vennnnn! I love that song. Now, where was I?" "You -were- transplanting a heart, but it's a little late now."

nashtbrutusandshort:
The Dalai Lama is dreadfully embarrassed when all of his past lives show up for dinner and he only made reservations for one.

Occupant:
"There! Christina Aguilerra with a grammy! Is that ironic?" "Close! But you don't get points for oxymorons, Alanis." "Damn!"

Wicker_Chair:
Father Ed Grimly "Praise God, I must say..."

Agent_Moldy:
"...replicated fried shrimp, replicated shrimp gumbo, replicated shrimp scampi, replicated boiled shrimp...

robofreak:
You can go there in a boat. You can go there with a goat. You can go there on a train. You can go there in the rain

keogh:
Most of them had their fingers in their nose, or mittens tied to their sleeves, but Alex...Alex just gave his teachers the willies.

NurseNoir:
Edith Head is not amused...

Jilldini:
Intergalactic time-out

LuvBJones:
"Hi, I'm red shirt number three. You may remember me from such deaths as 'Giant Spear in the Chest' and 'Transformed Into a Hexogram'."

Agent_Moldy:
"TIMMAYYYYY!!!!"

Generik:
"Lather, rinse, repeat... lather, rinse, repeat... Jesus, it's been three DAYS now!" "Relax, honey, the bottle's almost empty."

robofreak:
"No thanks...not hungry. I just ate a little pig in a blanket! Oh-hahaha! I kill me!"

amycamus:
"Look, ma'am, the convention's over. Mike Nelson ain't comin' back to this hotel, no matter how many times he touched you. You can't sleep here."

teambanzai:
"I feel a disturbance in the force. As if millions of voices cried out and were suddenly silenced." "Motley Crue released a new album." "That's it then."

Buffoon:
.oO Mango!

flavio: Prom night automobile accidents of the old west	ArremLowlander: When in Pomona visit the scenic tomb of the unknown skateboarder	Agent_Moldy: (Spock) "This tubby bitch here thinks he can kick your ass, Klingon dude. Snooch to the nooch!"
EnochF: "Let's hear your death-howls, gentlemen. You first, Rodriguez!" "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" "Very good. Talbot?" "Wah!" "Needs improving, Talbot..."	DiscoBoy: Frat Party, 1348 -- Huge kegs of mead, blasting Benedictine chants out the dorm windows, inviting over the wenches of Sigma Kappa...	edeo: These kids today with their Montgomery Wards windbreakers
Shaft: From the makers of Seeing Ear Theater comes Hearing Tongue Playhouse. Lick Here. Mmmmmm, the great taste of Irwin Allen.	BurkeDevlin: "Kirk, the Council has changed it's position." "You mean you're going to help us?" "No, I mean we're going to stand over here for a while."	questor: Damn, those Olson kids are fast. Gotta reload.
vlaphor: "I'm telling you guys, it must have been this wide!!" "That's nice Steve, now please stop telling us about your bowel movements."	Mr_Grant: ...and Ma in her kerchief and I in my cap, SLIPPED UP TO THE KIDS ROOM WITH AN AX, AND BLOOD WAS EVERYWHERE, AND THE NEIGHBORS SAID "OH, HE WAS SO QUIET"...	Artanas: Its just one sprinkle man, let it go.
TravisBickle: Stone Cold Raymond Burr, give me a hell yeah and a couple pounds of cheesecake.	NumanEllium: "This war might have been avoided if only you had taped 'Bionic Woman' for me."	Hinermad: "And she's buy-uy-ing the stair-air-way, to hea-vennnnn! I love that song. Now, where was I?" "You -were- transplanting a heart, but it's a little late now."
nashtbrutusandshort: The Dalai Lama is dreadfully embarrassed when all of his past lives show up for dinner and he only made reservations for one.	Occupant: "There! Christina Aguilerra with a grammy! Is that ironic?" "Close! But you don't get points for oxymorons, Alanis." "Damn!"	Wicker_Chair: Father Ed Grimly "Praise God, I must say..."
Agent_Moldy: "...replicated fried shrimp, replicated shrimp gumbo, replicated shrimp scampi, replicated boiled shrimp...	robofreak: You can go there in a boat. You can go there with a goat. You can go there on a train. You can go there in the rain	keogh: Most of them had their fingers in their nose, or mittens tied to their sleeves, but Alex...Alex just gave his teachers the willies.
NurseNoir: Edith Head is not amused...	Jilldini: Intergalactic time-out	LuvBJones: "Hi, I'm red shirt number three. You may remember me from such deaths as 'Giant Spear in the Chest' and 'Transformed Into a Hexogram'."
Agent_Moldy: "TIMMAYYYYY!!!!"	Generik: "Lather, rinse, repeat... lather, rinse, repeat... Jesus, it's been three DAYS now!" "Relax, honey, the bottle's almost empty."	robofreak: "No thanks...not hungry. I just ate a little pig in a blanket! Oh-hahaha! I kill me!"
amycamus: "Look, ma'am, the convention's over. Mike Nelson ain't comin' back to this hotel, no matter how many times he touched you. You can't sleep here."	teambanzai: "I feel a disturbance in the force. As if millions of voices cried out and were suddenly silenced." "Motley Crue released a new album." "That's it then."	Buffoon: .oO Mango!