It's All "Gouda"


Name:PrezGAR
Email:PrezGAR@yahoo.com
HomePage:http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/prwfclub/
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Dubya
Have you never been mellow? No, but I have been with some Mellow gals in Yellow
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Oh Shat! :P
Comments:I got a delivery of a Speedo-clad Owen Wilson here, and I need someone to sign for it.
September 19, 2004 21:37:04 (GMT Time)



Name:Janx
Email:withheld@paranoid.sorry.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? J.D. Salinger of course, because he's a hard man to see, period.
Have you never been mellow? No, but I've been to New Zealand!
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? I'd prefer to dance at the end of a rope, but given no other option it'd be the Shatner, hands down.
Comments:I'm 30, single, live in Australia with my wife and sister, enjoy long walks off short piers and strawberry jam. Once my divorce gets annulled I'm going to propose to Agent Moldy that she give me all her jellybeans.
May 31, 2004 17:29:13 (GMT Time)



Name:Mr13
Email:director@intimateplayhouse.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Gary Coleman
Have you never been mellow? Why Yes! Yes I have!
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Bappa Dappa Baby!
Comments:Old cappers never die, they just wake up in dark alleys
Febuary 28, 2004 20:19:04 (GMT Time)



Name:meQal or meqal (either will do both are me)
Email:meqaldoomharbinger@charter.net
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? anyone connected with American Idol
Have you never been mellow? no but I have been yellow. Fortunately the doctors say the jaundice should clear soon.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Neither, I prefer to do the Lambada with them.
Comments:Love the site.
January 30, 2004 10:55:56 (GMT Time)



Name:E_B_A
Email:eba@violentnation&#
HomePage:http://www.violentnation.com
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Me
Have you never been mellow? Once. And it hurt. Thanks for reopening THAT wound...
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? I prefer the jiggling lambada.
Comments:Maybe now I can be one fo the cool people.
October 14, 2003 02:08:37 (GMT Time)



Name:Peter Yates (Buffoon)
Email:pyates@sonics-storm.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Goosed in the face? Usually, one gets goosed in the other end.
Have you never been mellow? Why do I feel like I'm back inthe McCarthy era? All these damn questions!
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Oh, no... Not again. I'm still in therapy from the last time.
Comments:Nice upgrade, and no, I don't have any problems veiwing WCFF in eitehr the frames version or non-frames version.
August 20, 2003 21:03:28 (GMT Time)



Name:elKapitan
Email:elkapitan1701@yahoo.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Randy Johnson.
Have you never been mellow? Never say never again. Oops.....
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Hmmmmm..... the Shatner/Macarena combination Detroit style!
Comments:Hi. Thought I'd sign your guestbook since you asked. Like the site too. The new look doesn't take as long to load up either. Anyway, I'd also like to say thanks for putting a few of my captions in your hilarious saved caption gallery. Yes, I pay attention to that stuff.
August 7, 2003 17:26:08 (GMT Time)



Name:GlitterRock
Email:letters_to_the_glitterdome@hotmail.com
HomePage:http://www.glitterrock.org
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Anthony Edwards -- ironically enough, who played "Goose" in TOP GUN. Funny ol' world, innit?
Have you never been mellow? No. But I've occasionally been jellin' like Magellan.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? A combination of both: The Shatnarena!
Comments:What a groovy new look for the site! Love it, love it, love it!!
August 7, 2003 03:14:03 (GMT Time)



Name:Dan
Email:amon_101@mailcity.com
HomePage:http://www.captiongallery.com
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Maverick ('cause if he got hit in the face by Goose, Top Gun might have ended sooner.
Have you never been mellow? Once. I got lost in the cornfield, though.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? As long as it's not the Batusi, I don't care. Well, maybe I'd care a *little*
Comments:Like the remodeling. The curtains really bring it all together. You might want to rethink the hot pink shag carpeting, though.
August 4, 2003 03:16:25 (GMT Time)



Name:Humoriste
Email:Humoriste@comcast.net
HomePage:http://humoriste.freeservers.com
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? The Iraqi Information Minister
Have you never been mellow? Never.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Oh, the Shatner. Definitely the Shatner.
Comments:My site is old. I can't get the FTP to work. I'm working on it. I've been working on it for 2 years. Moldy! I love your site, it is so unpretentious, a veritable Velveeta of websites - smooth and yummy all the time and melts well in the microwave. Best wishes and a hug from Humoriste (Sandy)
April 14, 2003 20:55:36 (GMT Time)



Name:lil_amish_boy
Email:crazy4hugh@aol.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Joe Millionaire
Have you never been mellow? I have never tried
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Shat me, baby!
Comments:cheese lights up my life, fills me with hope...
January 27, 2003 18:37:15 (GMT Time)



Name:Sara Dyer
Email:miriam421@charter.net
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Martha Stewart
Have you never been mellow? 42 years old and no, never
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? me, I prefer the Spock
Comments:Vastly entertaining and vice versa.
January 22, 2003 18:21:04 (GMT Time)



Name:John (cambria36)
Email:partin01@earthlink.net
HomePage:
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Mrs. Cratchet?
Have you never been mellow? Only when taking a leak.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? I never dance alone.
Comments:Great.
July 9, 2002 13:03:00 (GMT Time)



Name:beckett
Email:
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Smokey the Bear, because I cant see how it's my freaking job to prevent forest fires
Have you never been mellow? Sure, till the cops show up.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? The Hiemlich
Comments:I've notice much lower levels of radioactivity in my stool since visting your site. Thanks!
July 1, 2002 20:15:46 (GMT Time)



Name:Tina
Email:tinawcsi@yahoo.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?
Have you never been mellow?
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? The toilet hugger
Comments:Nice site you have hear . . . thanks for putting some of my caps in your gallery. I've got some of yours saved up in case I ever get a website going.
April 18, 2002 15:43:25 (GMT Time)



Name:chilwil
Email:dyermaker@godlikebuthumble.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Jim Grey
Have you never been mellow? I've been accused of this, yes, but never convicted.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? by...all...means, the Shat...ner
Comments:love the site, moldy, but the waiter in the upper left corner is about to get a punch in his pushy groin
Febuary 13, 2002 19:42:35 (GMT Time)



Name:ArchHallJr
Email:
HomePage:http://cap-o-the-day.freeservers.com
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Deion Sanders
Have you never been mellow? No, I've never tried to find a comfort down inside me.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Shatner! Whaddayou kiddin' me?
Comments:
October 30, 2001 21:23:29 (GMT Time)



Name:Humoriste
Email:Humoriste@aol.com
HomePage:http://humoriste.freeservers.com
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? William Shatner.
Have you never been mellow? Once. Vicks Formula 44D was involved.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? The Shatner. More dramatic.
Comments:Great website! I am going to check it all out! Generik sent me! I just love creative cappers!!!! (Secretly, we all want to be Scully. I can relate).
May 9, 2001 04:03:40 (GMT Time)



Name:Cory Krueger
Email:Kruegerrand7@aol.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Brittany Spears
Have you never been mellow? No, but once I was fine. But never fine AND dandy
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? NIETHER,! well.........maybe the Batman.
Comments:I can see your page took alot of time and work, good job! I'm finally making first contact with the group. talk to ya soon.
April 22, 2001 17:55:44 (GMT Time)



Name:JAUSTRALIS
Email:JAUSTRALIS@AOL.COM
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? OOO! this is a tuff one.. can i nominate one of my co-workers? ha ha, no, really..?!?
Have you never been mellow? as in 'yellow mellow'? or marshmellow??
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? shatner of course!
Comments:HI MOLDY! i too am an x-files fan.. mostly cause i think David Duchovney is a hottie! but it's a good show too! i like your website! much better than mine. it's been fun cappin with ya!
April 10, 2001 14:48:37 (GMT Time)



Name:E_B_A
Email:e_b_a@violentnation.com
HomePage:http://www.violentnation.com
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose? Dr. Laura
Have you never been mellow? I've been both mellow and yellow.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Actually, I like to take it slow and smooth with a little breakdancing!
Comments:Moldy is wonderful, stupendous, fabulous, great, fantastic, tremendous, impressive, spectacular, amazing, and swell. Oh yeah. I bought a Thesaurus today.
March 8, 2001 04:56:49 (GMT Time)





Name:GlitterRock
Email:
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?
Have you never been mellow?
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena?
Comments:See? It was the least I could do ... and Lord knows, I always do the *least* I can do ...
July 20, 2000 02:06:54 (GMT Time)



Name:GlitterRock
Email:jafytown@pionet.net
HomePage:http://glitterrock.freeservers.com
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Twiki from "Buck Rogers".. and all of those responsible for "Big Momma's House"
Have you never been mellow?once, back in 1979... no, wait, that was mildly-lethargic... no, I've never been mellow.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Whichever'll get me closer to the "Code Blue" button, just in case...
Comments:I realized ... I've never signed your guestbook! To make up for it, I'll sign it twice! Love the site!
July 20, 2000 02:05:06 (GMT Time)



Name:Shanky
Email:corey@wmol.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Jim Carrey
Have you never been mellow?Only once, but I didn't like it.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? The Shatner!
Comments:Um, it's 2:45 in the morning. I am here, because I'm not at work. Nice site you have here. See you at CT.
June 29, 2000 06:52:39 (GMT Time)



Name:Mr_Grant
Email:kinetic01@earthlink.net
HomePage:
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Tom Green
Have you never been mellow?Not by a long shot.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Macarena, it involves far less thrusting.
Comments:YAY!!!! I'm in the Hall of Fame!
June 26, 2000 23:19:58 (GMT Time)



Name:Nyssa23
Email:boxrain23@bolt.com
HomePage:
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Calista Flockhart--might knock her damn head off.
Have you never been mellow?Hell yes.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Shatner, Baby!!!
Comments:Love the Jay & Silent Bob cap.
June 21, 2000 01:44:36 (GMT Time)



Name:Fred, the original Turkey Vol Guessing Man
Email:f_rains@hotmail.com
HomePage:http://pages.scifi.com/TurkeyVolumeGuessingMan
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Have you never been mellow?Hmmm, no. But I've never been hi-eee-ye-igh.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Can I submit the Batusi as an alternative?
Comments:Heh heh. Dig the site, moldy. Thanks for paying a visit to the Good time Fun Foodery. Come on back real soon, and tell a friend.
June 19, 2000 23:04:51 (GMT Time)



Name:Helen Servo Tom's girl
Email:if you dont have it by now im realy sorry for you
HomePage:http://pagers.scifi.com/Jadeservo/Jadeservo/htnl
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Leo decraprio(miss spelled on purpose
Have you never been mellow?yeah
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Macarena(I dont have to look at them all the time this way)
Comments:Nice web site. I like it alot. bla bla bla bla bla ok Im done
June 9, 2000 21:45:32 (GMT Time)



Name:medusaD
Email:medusad@rcn.com
HomePage:http://pages.scifi.com/medusad/Main.html
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?So many choices....only one goose...
Have you never been mellow?Me?!? Only after medication.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? The Electric Slide?? *shudder*
Comments:I love your site! I can only hope that I get my freeservers one going, I destroyed it once already...stupid html!! See ya!
June 9, 2000 19:07:30 (GMT Time)



Name:Jayly Jackson
Email:jmjjnj@iland.net
HomePage:http://www.jackson4_jjjj.homestead.com/
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Bobby Brown
Have you never been mellow?No
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Macarena and the Electric slide
Comments:Just wanted to thank you for visiting my home page. Also, I am the 1000th person to sign your book. Tell Mrs. Donna that I said hello please.....
June 5, 2000 17:54:29 (GMT Time)



Name:Joe S. (AKA JohnSteed)
Email:lilbeav@hotmail.com
HomePage:http://www.angelfire.com/ne/megabond/index.html
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Brian Depalma
Have you never been mellow?NO!!!!!
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? The Shatner. It makes me fit in easier
Comments:DON'T EAT THE CHEESEBALLS!
May 10, 2000 03:16:54 (GMT Time)



Name:Meldrick
Email:broslof@netzero.net
HomePage:http://none
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?But.... everyone I want to see get hit in the face by a goose already has been!
Have you never been mellow?When I was born, 'Sunshine Superman' was the #1 song in the country. Draw your own conclusions.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? That depends (no pun intended), old world folk seem to prefer the Shat.
Comments:Yours is one of the cap gallerys I regularly visit. So why haven't I signed the guestbook before now? Hey, don't pressure me, man! Accually, since I usually cap in the wee hours, your gallery stands as a reminder of all the primo funnyfolk on Caption This during the day, yourself being no small example. So keep up the good work, Guardian of the Day-Cappers!
May 8, 2000 06:11:38 (GMT Time)



Name:Neokngiht
Email:labratio@yahoo.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Britney Spears
Have you never been mellow?I'm almost constantly mellow. I'm very hard to excite.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Shatner. Senior citizens seem to have trouble with the Macarena.
Comments:Groovy site, Moldy! I swing by at least once a week, to see what's been updated (hey, I'm hopeful, alright?)
April 26, 2000 05:07:10 (GMT Time)



Name:nbutlerdidit
Email:nbutlerdidit@aol.com
HomePage:http://www.natebutler.com
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Sorry, I'll always choose Shatner, no matter what the consequences.
Comments:Fun site! I like Swiss cheese best myself, but they're all good. My cat Clyde and Jake would get along famously were it not for Clyde's grumpiness (he's about 19 in people years, so he's earned the right to be grumpy). Clyde wants me to pass this along to Jake: "Party down for me, kid." Hey, automatic pilot can't play Dixieland jazz on the like I can!
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Dr. Laura, three times over
Have you never been mellow?I'm confused by the semantics of the question. I HAVE been mellow, so, is the answer "yes"?
April 7, 2000 19:40:52 (GMT Time)



Name:Ron Odom aka "Vendebar".
Email:ROdom22632@aol.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Ying!
Have you never been mellow?well, there was that time in the marshmallow baths!
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Shat: it allows full pelvic rotation!
Comments:Just the thing: humor to loosen up those hardened arteries!
March 26, 2000 17:10:14 (GMT Time)



Name:Kelly J. Hawkins
Email:khawkins@iland.net
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?the sperm donor
Have you never been mellow?maybe
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Shatner-very definitely!
Comments:Only if you buy the popcorn!
Febuary 19, 2000 03:19:42 (GMT Time)



Name:devildoll
Email:beckaroo@mindspring.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Elton John
Have you never been mellow?Yes, if memory serves.....
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? o/~ Doin' da Shat!
Comments:Mmmmmm....cheese & Jake - what's not to like? Great site, Moldy! I always enjoy visiting here; see ya in the Gallery!
January 25, 2000 05:38:38 (GMT Time)



Name:the Hireling
Email:hireling@aa.net
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Harlan Ellison
Have you never been mellow?yes
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Shatner
Comments:Cool site. Just wanted to drop by and say that i've enjoyed Cappin' with you. Drop me a line sometime.
January 6, 2000 23:32:10 (GMT Time)



Name:Carl (fut)
Email:ccramer@ddc.dla.mil
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Kathy Lee Gifford
Have you never been mellow?never!
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Neither. If naked, I'd prefer the bunny hop
Comments:Hey Moldy, Just was looking at some home pages today (while the grabber was stuck for so long). I like to go into cappers archives pages and see some of the best caps. I was pleasently surprised to see one of mine in there! Now I know I've hit the big time. Just wanted to stop and say "howdie". Give me a chat back if you'd like. Later! Carl/fut
December 30, 99 20:09:25 (GMT Time)



Name:Dan Holder (aka Dan Holder
Email:amon_101@mailcity.com
HomePage:http://users2.50megs.com/fish100/home.html
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Meg Ryan (cause she was married to Anthony Edwars in "Top Gun"... Get it? Pretty funny, huh?!
Have you never been mellow?Have YOU never tried?
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Since I don't lean *that way*, I guess I'd rather DO the Macarena than the Shat.
Comments:Cool site ya got here! Since the screen grabber is frozen (3 days running), I thought I'd do a little capper surfing, and your site is the first stop. Thrilled, ain't ya? At least now I don't have to watch "Titanic", because I think I'v seen it after readin "Titanic in 5 minutes." Anywho, I'll seizure in the gallery!
December 27, 99 07:07:34 (GMT Time)



Name:flavio
Email:vacker@jhancock.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Rather see myself get goosed by a face.
Have you never been mellow?Every March. I call it March Mellow.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Which one'll break their hips?
Comments:Great site, Moldy. It's freshy fly cold chillin'. I'm givin' a shout out to all my peeps and suggest they bring theyselves in here and get their collective grooves on. Word to Big Bird. Peace.
December 14, 99 20:58:33 (GMT Time)



Name:BlakHat1
Email:BlakHat1@aol.com
HomePage:
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Me! I have a thing for wild foul..I really should seek counseling for it..
Have you never been mellow?Mellow? If I ever want to run for office I'll have to keep quiet about my college years!
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? The Shatner, of course! I just have to be careful not to knock over the oxygen tank..
Comments:Hi Moldy! Just thought I'd stop by and say HI to one of my favoritest cappers! You're full of dairy goodness!
November 29, 99 15:18:55 (GMT Time)



Name:questor
Email:Kktakman@cs.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Brittany Spears
Have you never been mellow?Every time I find a bathroom after I haven't whizzed in seven hours.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? I only dance with Altzheimer patients. Otherwise, the sight of me dancing is to painful to remember
Comments:I continue to be awed by the site. Can't wait until little John James (lil questor) understands why I'm laughing.
November 20, 99 14:08:56 (GMT Time)



Name:harperS
Email:harperS_3K@hotmail.com
HomePage:http://homepages.msn.com/StudentUnion/harpers/homepage.html
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Ricky Martin
Have you never been mellow?That depends on how you define mellow
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? no comment
Comments:Moldy, terrific page! See you areund CT!
October 19, 99 02:12:39 (GMT Time)



Name:John Allen
Email:AbsoluteAllen@cs.com
HomePage:http://www.angelfire.com/tx/Allenx5
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?The Backstreet Boys
Have you never been mellow?Have I ever tried?
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Macarena of course
Comments:What better way to spend a day off than to sit here looking over web sites. I've actually been here before, but didn't have time to give it a good look over. Nice job you've done. If you have time come and check ours out. If you make it as far as my section (called: "Absolute Allen") there is a SECOND guest book located there. This is not the same one you'll sign on the first page (yeah, I'm asking a lot). Anyway...nice job and I hope you stop by.
October 8, 99 19:07:24 (GMT Time)



Name:E_B_A
Email:E_B_A@violentnation.com
HomePage:http://www.violentnation.com/kingdom/
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Every pop-band (ie: N-Sync) provided the geese dropped from aircraft and the impact killed them.
Have you never been mellow?And yellow, but my doctor gave me some pills that cleared that up.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Depends on the tune, baby!
Comments:Moldy makes me laugh. Of course, fist fights make me laugh so maybe I'm not the best judge of what is funny. I'm not an actor playing a judge anyway. Heck, I'm not an actor. But I do play one on tv. Okay, that said, I guess Moldy's funny. She can dance quite well to any James Brown tune and the way she says those "Uh-HUH!"'s really makes me wanna get on down with my bad self. Oh, wait, that's "Funky" not "Funny." Heh... well, I guess she's funky too. She's gotta be funny as well... sure.
September 20, 99 18:22:56 (GMT Time)



Name:Gerson "GersonK" Koenig
Email:DailyGhost@xoommail.com
HomePage:http://members.xoom.com/DailyGhost/gerson/
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Any and everybody. I'm an equal opportunity goose hitter.
Have you never been mellow?Not even once. Nearing three decades of tense.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? I plead the 21st.
Comments:Hey Moldy, how come I never see you in the gallery anymore? Oh yeah, cuz I don't cap during the day anymore. Guess I'll have to quit the ol' job and go back to capping during the day.
September 15, 99 01:46:26 (GMT Time)



Name:robofreak
Email:jfry@anzea.com
HomePage:http://www.geocities.com/area51/omega/6454
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Brittney Spears and Ricky Martin....together.
Have you never been mellow?absolutely not. though once i was yellow.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? definately the hands-off Macarena.
Comments:Open Mic? Damn, i always clam up here. Uh......Hi. Okay, Bye.
September 2, 99 17:25:53 (GMT Time)



Name:Peter Yates
Email:BuffoonPY@aol.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Rodney Dangerfield... oh wait. Who would I like to see, not who do I think has been? Um... pass.
Have you never been mellow?Nope... never.... never once... it's against the law here in Seattle, ya know... too many lattes...
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Just as long as I don't have to "dip".
Comments:I was disappointed that you lost your archives. That sucks! But, much like Lee Majors, you can rebuild it... of course the big difference is that you might actually want to rebuild your archives, while (and let's be candid here) I have no idea why anyone would want to rebuild Lee Majors.
September 2, 99 16:33:34 (GMT Time)



Name:Bert Tilley (144b)
Email:berttil144@webtv.net
HomePage:http://community-1.webtv.net/berttil144/The144bsWasteofTime/
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Bonnie Hammer
Have you never been mellow?No, but I've been hammered a few times.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Neither. I perfre the Comma
Comments:Gee, Moldy. I thought I had signed your guestbook long ago. Silly me. I thought I did.D'oh !!
August 29, 99 22:54:42 (GMT Time)



Name:Astryk9
Email:Astryk9@qx.net
HomePage:http://tatooine.fortunecity.com/clarke/17/index.html
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?pavorotti
Have you never been mellow?only yello
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? oh the shat all the way baby
Comments:mmmmm.need more cheese please.
August 19, 99 14:40:05 (GMT Time)



Name:DancingQueen
Email:cokner@hotmail.com
HomePage:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Bistro/9516/
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Michael Bolton springs to mind.... (maybe it was the similarities in hairstyles...)
Have you never been mellow?Mmm, no.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Depends. Are they wheelchair-bound?
Comments:Nice page! You're so creative!
July 27, 99 12:30:54 (GMT Time)



Name:Kim Kaufman (questor)
Email:kim_kaufman@dced.state.pa.us
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Bill Clinton and Ross Perot
Have you never been mellow?Once, but the swelling subsided
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? I move with Shatner-motion.
Comments:Making note to self to be extra funny so that I can win more space in Moldy's Caption Gallery.
July 26, 99 21:13:46 (GMT Time)



Name:LuvBJones
Email:gcarini@pasiphae.penlib.du.edu
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Leo DeCaprio as he minces and pouts his way through Man in the Iron Mask. Oh, yeah.
Have you never been mellow?Mellow ... mallow ... Mallomar ... Maollow ... *hm?* What? Oh, sorry.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? I don't - I'm not insured for that particular liability.
Comments:Yes, I do love the cheeses!
July 26, 99 15:29:35 (GMT Time)



Name:Christine
Email:christyroon@hotmail.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Geri Halliwell!
Have you never been mellow?Yes, when I used to dance the merry jig with illegal substances...
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? No, No, I prefer the Squash!
Comments:Your site looks superfabulous Moldy. Go on, pat yourself on the back for a job well done! And to think, I knew you back when.... :) CYA Your Glamorous, Super, Gorgeous, Dahling, Sweetie Marketing exec, Christine
July 20, 99 19:45:14 (GMT Time)



Name:Generik
Email:erik@gene.com
HomePage:http://www.naked_teletubbies.com
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Ricky "Jalape´┐Żo Spice" Martin...?
Have you never been mellow?Never. I've been yellow, I'm a fellow, and I've wrestled naked in Jell-O, but I've never been mellow
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Shat, baby! Wait -- with a senior citizen? Ummm... Depends.
Comments:Mira Velveeta Loca, Moldy! Behold the crazy power of cheese! Love what you've done with the place, and may I just say that it looks *okay* when viewed in Netscape. Okay? Did I say enough of the nice things yet? Where's that twenty bucks? Can I have another slice of the really gooey, runny cheese? What's today?
July 14, 99 14:31:31 (GMT Time)



Name:Tumbler
Email:tumbler_tumbler@hotmail.com
HomePage:http:///www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/Bayou/4306
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?2 boys, aged 6 and 10...
Have you never been mellow?Yes; okay, right now happens to be one of the times I'm not ... I'll try harder.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Actually ... Mom taught me to ask the lady's pleasure and then lead ,,, what ... I'm doing it wrong?
Comments:Right now? Okay. I'm babysitting 2 boys, aged 6 and 10 and they're NOT getting along ... what do you suggest? No, I don't have permission to 'straighten them out' ... Please enter your next suggestion here OR better yet, E-Mail me NOW !!!! Well ... you asked.
July 14, 99 14:30:12 (GMT Time)



Name:Eric the DiscoBoy.
Email:borere@ulv.edu
HomePage:http://members.aol.com/borere
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Well, I know a few guys who wouldn't mind being hit in the face with a beaver....
Have you never been mellow?Yeah, baby! I put the Grrr in mellower!
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? The Lindy.
Comments:Since this is a new and improved guestbook, I figured the least I could do was give you a new and improved entry. I love ya, Moldy! Yer a doll!
July 14, 99 14:28:24 (GMT Time)



Name:Rob Snider - Gowest
Email:rsnider@acmefan.com
HomePage:http://
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?That spoiled brat from Willy Wonka
Have you never been mellow?Once when I was 20, now I am gently aged.
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? Shatner. "Long Live Bill"
Comments:Does Calgon really take you away? Or is it an ancient chinese secret?
July 14, 99 14:26:58 (GMT Time)



Name:JoeCrow
Email:JoeCrow@jersey.net
HomePage:http://www.JoeCrow.com
Other than Fabio, who else would you like to see get hit in the face by a goose?Kenny
Have you never been mellow?not since the '60's
When dancing naked with a senior citizen, which do you prefer to do, the Shatner or the Macarena? The Time Warp
Comments:Hi Moldy, just passing threw...
July 14, 99 14:25:43 (GMT Time)