Scenes From a Capfest,
Take Two

Hinermad: "The answer is... Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, and Battlestar Galactica." "Okay, what's the question?" "Name two movie stars and a dog."	Generik: "...And I submit to you that, even though this slice of bacon is RED, pork is actually the OTHER white meat!"	keogh: The crowd froze. The police tape on the port-a-john hung sullenly. An uneasy stillness lingered. A cough. Then...well, I don't remember anything after that. And I don't want to.
Meldrick: "Well now, this line is just crooked. And it's got dirt on it. Doesn't anyone take pride in their craft any more?"	Generik: "I know it sounds UnReal, but sometimes I just need a little plushness in my life. Meow. I mean, hello."	WilliamHMacysDayParade: "Dear Santa...."
MoldyBreadStuffing: Design by Frank Lloyd Yoda.	zee: Well, it sounds better in elvish.	keogh: "Gotta be something we haven't leveled." "Hey, this park isn't smouldering yet!" (cheerful yells, random pandemonium)
Matteus: is this the kitty you saw that night?	MoldyBreadStuffing: Now, Zee, no playing "Tiny and stump" with that doll until we get home, okay?	Meldrick: Dammit, can't you go anywhere and not find Courtney Love selling her panties on street corners?
The Cappers: Kid Tested, Palance Approved!	keogh: Why are you all sitting on the floor? Please don't tell me it was some sort of capper time-out. I may want to visit Seattle someday.	Now scoot! And go do something productive! Or take a nap, whichever comes first. Your mileage may vary.